Woo hoo! It's legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!

[Muffin]

Binoculars and a telescope (@ SCC para 17). Mustn’t forget the telescope.

[Autolycus]

@Cervaise

Well, I know what I’m doing tonight.

Great Zombie Jesus, I thought you had come back

[Machine_Elf]

@Siam_Sam

Always glad to see justice prevail. They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hand!

I note that you’ve listed your location as Bangkok.

[billfish678]

@Machine_Elf

I note that you’ve listed your location as Bangkok.

Isnt that the place where the guys are girls and the hands are pretty?

[Siam_Sam]

Just don’t call me Shirley.

[Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela]

@Spoons

Doesn’t matter; I can hear the campaign now:

“He’s a stand-up candidate who can deal with the hard issues. He’s in for the long haul; he won’t come and go like so many have. You know he’s got the necessary pull, and he can stimulate the economy. Vote for him and he’ll make sure that we all have a happy ending.”

And if elected, the Honourable Member is sure to make a firm offer to the Standing Committee…

[EvilTOJ]

@Siam_Sam

Always glad to see justice prevail. They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hand!

@Unintentionally_Blank

Yer doin it wrong.

Not if you put a golf ball under your arm first to deaden it and…
.. what?

[Ignatz]

@ShelliBean

Sometimes I’d really like to know the search terms for the zombies.

“Penis ensues”

[ShelliBean]

Sexist!

Bean flicking ensues…

[Unintentionally_Blank]

@ShelliBean

Sexist!

Bean flicking ensues…

Username/post content WIN!

[Revtim]

Well shit, if it’s legal, I don’t want to do it anymore.

[Unintentionally_Blank]

Just wait, you’ll come around eventually.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@billfish678

Isnt that the place where the guys are girls and the hands are pretty?

I’m humbled by your referencing skillz.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Machine_Elf

I note that you’ve listed your location as Bangkok.

There’s a zinger of a David Caradine joke in there somewhere..

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Annie-Xmas

There’s a zinger of a David Caradine joke in there somewhere..

I was going to attempt one, but I choked.

[Siam_Sam]

Well, the local police ruled out any fowl play, so I guess he was not choking his chicken.

But to honor David Carradine, officials are changing the name of the city to Hangkok.

[Zebra]

@Brown_Eyed_Girl

I think it pretty much goes without saying. If you’re not going to masturbate like a motherfuck, there’s really no point in masturbating at all.

I know.

Sometimes when I’m masturbating, I fake an orgasm just to get me to leave myself alone.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Siam_Sam

But to honor David Carradine, officials are changing the name of the city to Hangkok.

This joke is mighty with win.

[levdrakon]

@Zebra

I know.

Sometimes when I’m masturbating, I fake an orgasm just to get me to leave myself alone.

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