Woo hoo! It's legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!

[Frank]

@Muffin

For all you public zombie masturbators out there, here’s a link to the SCC’s decision:

And a link to the thread the OP’s title references: from 2004.

[Muffin]

Sounds like cause for a celebration. Hey all y’all, let’s . . .

[Ostrya]

I thought it ways always legal. Or at least covered by the “it’s-my-bar-of-soap-and-my-weeder-and-I-can-wash-it-as-fast-as-I-want” loophole.

[levdrakon]

@Helen_s_Eidolon

Eh, there are reasons. When I was quite young, I saw a man in a state of undress, touching himself, in a full-length window facing the street I was walking on. This wasn’t even the first time the friend I was walking with had seen him thus.

So sometimes masturbating, even in the ‘privacy’ of your own home, isn’t so innocent.

Did it turn you gay or something? Why did your friend keep walking past the masturbator’s window?

[6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast]

HA! So it DID stand up in court…

[Muffin]

@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast

HA! So it DID stand up in court…

Win!

[Ibanez]

I don’t know what’s funnier this dude not giving a shit what people can see him doing. Or this going all the way to the Canadian Supreme Court.

[F.U.Shakespeare]

@Guinastasia

Depends on who it is. Think about say, Rodney Dangerfield doing this.

When I tell my wife I want sex, she leaves the room to give me privacy

Rodney Dangerfield

[Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela]

Which party is he running for?

[Siam_Sam]

Always glad to see justice prevail. They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hand!

[Unintentionally_Blank]

@Siam_Sam

Always glad to see justice prevail. They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hand!

Yer doin it wrong.

[Spoons]

@Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela

Which party is he running for?

Doesn’t matter; I can hear the campaign now:

“He’s a stand-up candidate who can deal with the hard issues. He’s in for the long haul; he won’t come and go like so many have. You know he’s got the necessary pull, and he can stimulate the economy. Vote for him and he’ll make sure that we all have a happy ending.”

[Brown_Eyed_Girl]

@Rigamarole

Being legal to masturbate is one thing, but masturbate like a motherfuck? Where in the decision did the judge stipulate that one could do it like a motherfuck? This is a serious issue that needs clearing up.

I think it pretty much goes without saying. If you’re not going to masturbate like a motherfuck, there’s really no point in masturbating at all.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Ibanez

I don’t know what’s funnier this dude not giving a shit what people can see him doing. Or this going all the way to the Canadian Supreme Court.

Yeah, I think I might react by just investing in some blinds…

[ShelliBean]

Sometimes I’d really like to know the search terms for the zombies.

[Rigamarole]

@Brown_Eyed_Girl

I think it pretty much goes without saying. If you’re not going to masturbate like a motherfuck, there’s really no point in masturbating at all.

Good point!

[Ostrya]

Brown Eyed Girl wins the thread so far.

[Malacandra]

Did he have legal counsel, or did he get himself off?

[Stoid]

@badmana

Good decision. I love it how the parents used binoculars and a tripod to look into his place “to protect their daughters”.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Isamu]

@Rigamarole

This is a serious issue that needs clearing up.

I have tissues.