Sounds like a pretty tortured interpretation of the law, but I guess that’s what lawyers live for.
Who would you say he was sexually assaulting?
I would guess that Sweden doesn’t have anything like a public indecency law, or at least, one that would apply to flipping your willy. Thus the “sexual assault” charge, which did not hold up.
Yeah - I don’t see it as tortured at all - they should have a law for that - not twist one to make it work for them.
You don’t charge people with grand theft for killing someone if that society doesn’t have a murder charge - and try and claim he was “taking the soul” of an individual. You get that society to make murder illegal.
I finally know where I truly belong.
He was clearly Violating the Ocean.
Some people get turned on by the weirdest things.
He was ready, and she was wet for him-it was kismet.
Himself. He was choking his chicken.
Even worse, he was committing self-abuse.
It was consentual S and M-That chicken wanted to be choked.
The lesson is, “Don’t mention anyone’s name while you’re jerking off in Sweden.”
Poseidon
The guardian of sea men? I don’t think so.
He was assaulting a primate. IOW, spanking his monkey.
“He was just trying to restrain that monkey, Your Honor, but it kept leaping up and down until [del]he[/del]it was exhausted.”
beating his bishop
flogging his dolphin
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
He abusing all kinds of people and things.
I am not a lawyer, but I would have assumed that public masturbation would fall under “förargelseväckande beteende.”*
Very, very surprised this isn’t the case, actually.
Public urination, for example, often falls under “förargelseväckande beteende”, and I’d wager that public masturbation tends to cause a heckuva lot more outrage than that.
- The term literally means “outrage-causing behavior.”
I guess it’s not “outrage-causing behavior” if the crowd applauds at the end.
There’s a joke to be made here
“In Soviet Sweden, public masturbates you” doesn’t seem to be it.
Note To Self:
Do not, under any circumstances, do not shake hands with any Swedes whatsoever, from now on.