Latchcorplet A small, hinged, portable harpsichord
criparce
criparse – euphemism for “Christ’s ass”
mergadorf
Mergadorf:
One who is incapable of using the merge lanes on the freeware. Also Mergadork.
Silophilology
Mergadorf:
One who is incapable of using the merge lanes on the freeway. Also Mergadork.
Silophilology
Silophilology - The study of grain storage.
Crainiflous
Silophilology A science devoted to determining the best way to fill a silo with grain.
Interestingly enough, this topic has generated a lengthy thread in Great Debates. Some say the best way is from the top, others from the bottom. The trick, so they say, is to use grain less dense then previous fillage.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003783.html
counter-ablativeness
crainiflous - descriptive of the unused 90% of the brain.
counter-ablativeness - the ability of some hackers to remove numbers from a web page counter.
How about grasseous?
Mr. K’s Link of the Month:
Why Plastic Grocery Bags Are Better Than God
“Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.” - Peter Tork
grasseous (1) a bowel irritation that afflicts bovines after ingesting an excessive amount of certain richer varieties of grass, esp. Kentucky bluegrass
(2) a similar irritation that afflicts humans after ingesting large amounts of marijuana
vernaria
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.
vernaria Jim Varney memorabilia
Alciphenore
One of these days I’m going to misspell a word I make up.
Alciphenore - a brewery located in the Great White North whose success ballooned after a legal mishap at their regional competitor, Elsinore Brewery.
dyclusionistic
dyclusionistic: A condition that affects people who can’t decide which of two conclusions to jump to. It sometimes results in a harmonic brain-oscillation that can only be cured by smacking them with a rolled-up copy of Field and Stream magazine.
slambamapojamarama
slambamapojamarama:
What Little Richard wears to bed every night.
Mumfordian
mumfordian: related to a pathological inability to speak about domestic cars.
Xanthagenic
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
xanthagenic: any of the creatures decribed in the Xanth series by Piers Anthony.
Miroggle
Miroggle: Eye protection worn by Russian cosmonauts.
belpropadory
Miroggle Glasses that, when worn, render the world more whimsical, colorful and surreal.
Gleo
Miroggle - The way cosmonauts leer at each other’s butts, after months in space.
ultra-orgasmatastic
Belpropodry - 1.pertaining to the support of the under ground cult of Baal. 2. the damn tinkling noise that affects passengers who flew on the prop driven Spruce Goose.
Gleo - proper name: Sissy Gleo, creator of the world’s first glee club. Later assassinated by angry mob following a robust rendition of the Name Game song.
anticoodictius
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience - this is the ideal life.
–Mark Twain
anticoodictious: the precautionary attitude of young boys who do not wish to come into contact with young girls.
humbollify
anticooditius
Descriptive of any ritual gesture used to rid oneself of “boy germs” or “girl germs” contracted on the playground at recess.
kerplange