“Ovinaphile” is a real word, Rodd. It means Greek shepherd.
Shastini
Shastini - Pasta in the shape of a California mountain.
Vagripe
Shastini:
A Vaudeville performer of the 1920s, “The Great Shastini” (who was in fact, a Polish immigrant) would dive from a high tower into a small tumbler of brightly coloured soda pop.
Chummock
Launcher may train without warning.
Vagripe:
What the Victorians used to refer to as “a woman’s complaint.”
catapulchritude
Launcher may train without warning.
Chummock - verb meaning to playfully taunt a close companion.
Rosantium
Rosantium: 1: Very rare pink mineral.
2: Portico to the Vatican lined with rosantium.
Fredonk
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
catapulchritude is a Dutch word meaning the force and altitude at which a given object is ejected for a catapult…
next word:
stratiass
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
stratiass - The back side of an electric guitar.
fredonk - The 13th donut in a baker’s dozen.
Mysolophony
Mysolophony: The sound made by cramming mayonayese into your ears.
“Qwerty”.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Querty Associated with pain from repetitive stress.
I’ve been typing so much my wrists are all querty…
Jethroscopic
Qwerty: the condition of being incapable of handwriting after using computers too long.
“She can’t leave a note on paper! She’s gone qwerty!”
consterpation
“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum
consterpation - The state of being too scared to s**t.
acidiopoint
Jethroscopic: The phenomenon by which normal-sized people seem small when seen next to the Clampett’s eldest son.
acidiopoint: Poison pen
Millilacious
Catrandom
millilacious: hysterical overreaction to the dawn of the year 2000. “The media sure went millilacious, didn’t they?”
I have to back way up to nipply, as it is a word I’ve used for years. It means chilliness, usually unexpected, that causes nipple erection. “My, it’s nipply out there today,” he said with a grin.
fixelectorous
fixelectorous:
Asterix the Gaul’s corrupt cousin, a minor cog in the Roman occupation government.
gratticky
Launcher may train without warning.
Gratticky:
- An object with the appearance of grated cheese. (from “grate”-ic)
- A timepiece offered up as a means of thanks. (from “gratitude” and “tick-tock”)
** patlens **
patlens a small camera mounted on a person’s kneecap for surreptitious photography popular in “Hidden Camera Naked Knee” magazines.
mewton
mewton: Isaac Newton’s cat
~slybonium~
slybonium - musical instrument used in '70s funk music.
primapile
primapile: hemorrhoid caused by being too tight-assed.
latchcorplet