Midgible - Any task do-able or that would be better done by dwarfs.
"The hydraulic lift isn’t working right now, lady, but replacing your muffler may still be midgible.’
Eggnography
“You had me at ‘Hell no.’”
Eggnography:
chicken porno.
Lurchadelic.
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Lurchadelic - descriptive term for a XXXLarge, XXXTall tie-dyed T-shirt.
PHOMENT
Lurchadelic - A class of psychedelic drug which causes hallucinations of the Addams Family.
atagornado
phoment - The amount of time before you pick up the telephone, but after the answering machine kicks in.
antagornado - The cartoon species to which The Tasmanian Devil belongs.
noningrobulated
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noningrogulated: Not yet discombobulated.
Ledwardian
Ledwardian: The greatest heavy metal/rock and roll band to come out of England before World War I.
Try Lofallicle.
JMCJ
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Lofallicle: 1. strand of hair lost during slapstick humor 2. an unpopular iced treat made from inedible squash
bandidextrous
bandidextrous: the ability to remove a bandaid with the same hand wearing the bandaid.
carboniskopy
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
bandidextrous Being able to fire a machine gun hidden in a guitar case in either hand. See Desparado.
Sauzotic
bandidextrous- the ability to shoplift with either hand
carboniskopy- the detailed examination of the inside of a toaster
bootasmogriffic
bootasmogriffic: When a person’s butt get’s so big that OSHA requires them to install a backup alarm.
~ heterodextrous ~
bootasmogriffic from the Encyclopedia Encyclopidica
…the first known bootasmogriffic creature was a small kitten in Oxford who, at the slightest rainfall, would metamorphose into a large, winged Griffin. It would fly about for a few minutes, metamorphose back into a small kitten, yawn and take a short nap. More recent bootasmogriffians include Morris, the feline shown on Fancy Feast cat food commercials and Michelle Pfeiffer…
deubuficosity
heterodextrous exceptionally skilled in heterosexual relations
deubuficosity the condition of discovering Double-Stuf Oreos in your motor oil
ooyeg
Ooyeg: Egg nog in a large cask for a party of several hundred.
Pedophuigance
Pedophuigance - unnatural desire to smear fig Newtons on the feet.
Articulickification
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Articulickification: enjoying an artichoke WAY too much
urinotion
Urinotion - The realization that children have the moment the car begins to move, usually voiced in a whine - ‘but I hafta go to the bathroom’ followed by a parental ‘I asked you if you had to go before we left’.
Corbolistic
Good Friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience - this is the ideal life.
–Mark Twain
Corbolistic - A cheap champagne’s mystical healing power.
Nipply
Nipply:
1930’s slang for cheap Japanese imitation wood panelling (obsolete).
ovinaphile
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