dancolium: A polymer floor covering made by a company based in Copenhagen.
mearless
mearless: Answer to the question, “Why are you deaf?”
poddy
Poddy: Where sick people go to the bathroom
yuhlamperosa
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
By the way Elmer, thanks for the new sig line. 
Canthearya, <i>Mearless</i>
I meant:
Canthearya, Mearless
yuhlamperosa - a common bastarfication of the scrotonym, shamalamadiNgdoNg, meaning: huh?
~Undesproingulated~
undesproingulated: referring to the state of poorly-maintained grass on a golf course green
zerumbification
zerumbification - A process used to create German measles vaccine.
gorm
zerumblification: The act rendering a group knife fight moot, by pulling out an Uzi.
**frijolith[b/]
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
gorm: The gelatinous mixture of lint and petrolatum in the cap of a tube of Chapstick.
zergmeister
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
gorm: From the acronym G.O.R.M. Guys Over Randy Moss, a group of Minnesotan activists who called for the firing of the one-time Viking great.
Thufferin, you threw an “L” in there where there wasn’t one, but what the heck.
Frijolith: Scandanavian holiday celebrated by sliding on icy ponds with bare butts.
skunkadilly
Skunkadilly: World’s most maloderous herb.
Thundarapy
Skunkadilly: World’s most maloderous herb.
Thundarapy
Skunkadilly: World’s most maloderous herb.
Thundarapy
Skunkadilly: The worlds most maloderous herb
Trast
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
thundarapy
Positive body-image affirmation program for women, based on standing in a circle slapping our thighs and chanting “I am Woman, see me Roll!”
spoodabah
Spoodabah - a two-wheeled scooter similar to a Vespa manufactured by the Studebaker Motor Company.
Trast - the bark fragments a woodpecker knocks to the ground while foraging for insects.
Chaniglia
Chaniglia: Chinese Tyrant
Sorry for the triple post above.
Mardentic
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
I want to back up and offer an alternative definition of frijolith…
An obelisk constructed of petrified beans.
Mardentic: Characterized by poor oral hygiene with the resulting loss of teeth. Example: the mardentic farmer’s daughter said to the traveling salesman, “you city boys shore have purty teeth.”
Hornsbification
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Hornsbification: An attempt by an alternative artist to gain credibility by having Bruce Hornsby play on the single
Midgible
Catrandom