trinometrical the process of measuring an object by exploding it. Not in common use.
fuid
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
fuid: sound made by expulsion ow wad of chewing tobaco
ninnybags
fuid- “fluid” pronounced by a little kid, as in “Mommy, I just made a fuid on the floor!”
Floccinaucinationatality
“I may not be smart, but I can tell chicken shit from chicken salad.”
- Lyndon Johnson
Floccinaucinationatality - The tendency for dental floss manufactured in former Soviet bloc nations to be more limp than its western counterparts.
Taprenous
Oh, yeah…Ninnybags - The clip-on mittens that mothers forced their kids to wear in the late 50’s and early 60’s which resulted in scorn being heaped upon the wearer.
Taprenous(1) Wrenches used to fix a tap. See also piperenous. (2) Refering to a beverage containing more than one kind of beer.
flaimoniscopix
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
flaimoniscopix: animated flames that indicate a quantity of 15 or more.
inspillic
Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
Inspillic: to consume a beverage off the barroom floor with a straw.
Rhodoplysite
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Rhodoplysite - a small fragment of fossilized excreta inexplicably clinging to the top of a cave or cavern.
depubanism
depubanism: A short lived, third party, political movement in 1880’s America made up of disenchanted splitter elements of the two major parties.
zoister
zoister: Located in every clown college is a central hall called a zoister. When two clowns pass in the zoister, wedgies are exchanged.
Flubratious.
That which inspires errors of judgement, movement, or understanding. “I tripped on that flubratious rug!”
Phrangioplasty
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Phrangioplasty The process of doing any cardiac operation with one’s bare hands. archaic
lobnecting
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
lobnecting: the process of installing LAN cable in a drop ceiling using a very long piece of rope and a crossbow.
trispectilation
trispectilation- An excruciating gynecological procedure requiring three “duck-bills”.
escrampidary
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
escrampidary Something which causes intermittent / recurring abdominal cramps for a period of about 24 hours (eg: spending an afternoon with one’s in-laws)
m’shtungi
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
m’shtungi
Klingon for the condition of being tounge-tied when a non-Klingon tries to speak the Klingon language.
jopack
Now we really go to work.
jopack: The marsupial pouch of a female kangaroo
hourling
Hourling: The art of propelling ultralight objects in the air with the intent of maximizing the possible “hang time”
Persquartulation
Persquartulation: The mathmatical formula for determining the number of holes in an acoustic ceiling.
permadroit