Permadroit
Having the knack of easily styling hair.
maerianstuft
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
maerianstuft:
An exhibit in the “Camelot” hall of the British Museum.
Boforiffic
Launcher may train without warning.
Boforiffic- An unusually good example of a Mr. Boffo comic strip. (What, that wasn’t the angle you were going for? Tough darts!)
geschplek
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
geschplek – The magic spot, within the female anatomy, which causes her to become nauseous at her sex partner.
Hormernaught
Hormernaught: The name of a Greek battleship, circa 1905.
xenopendious
xenopendious
A statement of praise to something that is not of native origin.
civiltrait
Civiltrait: The ability to restrain from causing serious bodily harm to the #$%*@!! who just cut you off in an SUV.
Vershtang
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Vershtang… Poetic utterances rendered by Uncle Beer after several screwdrivers prepared with a powdered citrus-juice substitute.
Delcolactic
Delcolactic
- Inflamation of the colon and intestines due to excessive or incorrect ingestion of a carbonated beverage.
- Something that irritates.
Nepolition
Nepolition-
The process of dividing something into three equal blocks, then dying them different colors.
Arhakitronic
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Arhakitronic A small hand-held computer used to measure the age of pyramids.
dwest
Music from the motion picture
Dwest: 1. Clothed, in the dialect used by Elmer J. Fudd
2. The opposite of deast, being directions on the planet Dearth.
Enhonchicator
Enhonchicator: The member of a hit squad or commando team resposible for killing the target-group’s officers or leaders.
maniriled:
Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
maniriled
Someone who has an unnatural or supernatural ability to agitate someone.
musicide
musicide - A gas or liquid used to kill music. Ex. A large amount of argon can suffocate an entire orchestra pit. In this case, argon is the musicide.
pasvortuim
pasvortuim
The process of destroying farmland by allowing it to be overgrazed.
utouxovular
pasvortuim- A substance that remains adhesive until it becomes glaringly apparent that it will stick forever, at which point it gives. The substance used to seal potato chip bags, or any form of plastic cement applied to wings of model airplanes.
sevediel
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
sevediel: A minting die that has been cut in half after the requesite number of limited edition coins have been mited.
utouxovular: Pertaining to a Southwestern Indian squaw.
zoephone
Elmer J. Fudd,
Millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
Zoephone: A holographic telecommunications unit used in the digitalvision show, Zoe and Wasted Time, which attained legendary cult status in the year 2050.
postaticautionerd
postaticautionerd
A machine that re-starts the heart, using static electricity generated by shuffling on carpeted floors. Commonly found in poor inner-city hospitals.
mammarivertigo