mammarivertigo: The state of disorientation caused by viewing a large-breasted woman in a turtleneck made of a fabric with vertical ribbing.
see this thread for an explanation: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004407.html
lithocephalic
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
mammarivertigo: A disorientation of balance found in women whose breasts do not match in size.
Dixtonistics
lithocephalic- 1. Having a stone head, or posessing rocks in one’s head. 2. Of or pertaining to George W. Bush.
Dixtonistics- The official language of Alabama.
morepetingaphron
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
morepetingaphron - Adjective describing the propensity of older single women having many pets.
hewnaxiom
hewnaxiom:
A highly technical term for the propensity of historic interpreters in National Historic Sites to talk more about trivial “olde-tyme” lifestyle subjects than about the important reasons for the historic commemoration of the Site;
example: talking about the axe-hewn timbers in a wooden shack, as opposed to the impact on US history of Abraham Lincoln.
Launcher may train without warning.
citrimatic
Relating to the automatic dispensing of orange juice.
This is a marketing term, originated by the Florida Orange Growers’ Fraternal Association. The term was eventually applied to restaurant dispensers of many citrus juices. It was widely used during the Great Beverage Wars of the mid-1980s.
Efforts to permanently embed the term in North American consumers’ minds foundered, however, when the designers of the advertising campaign ran into difficulties with suitable translations into French and Spanish. The best French and Spanish names were found to conflict with the legally-registered names of a Quebecois-Floridian road-hockey club, and a Californian Spanish-language hiphop band, respectively.
‘Citrimatic’ has now been laregly supplanted by ‘juicytronic’ in the trade press.
kwalio-frufru
kwalio-frufru: Any high priced cocktail with an umbrella in it.
morgitire
Morgitire:
What you wear to your own funeral.
Perseptitude.
Perseptitude: The ability to live with one’s self.
monzological
Chef Troy, I didn’t even notice that thread. I guess the set up was too damn tempting.
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monzological
An idiotic argument.
A corruption of the popular sarcastic insult “Mon [that]'s so logical” used when someone wastes a lot of time and energy creating and defending non-sensical arguments.
dyshrubia
This is America
A black woman warns cabbies to protect themselves by refusing to pick up young black men.
dyshrubia- An intense case of indigestion caused by eating ornamental plants. Curable only by cutting down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.
Binxward
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Binxward
An incantation used to keep Jar Jar Binks away from you. Introduced in Star Wars III as an oblique apology to the fanboys.
carcajounalism
This is America
A black woman warns cabbies to protect themselves by refusing to pick up young black men.
carcajounalism: A style of radio commentary popularised by the Tappit Bros.
warshno
warshno:
(1)Very dirty
(2)A county in a western state
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
ledisk
viscious virus that translates everything on your hard drive to French
irrevitable
irrevitable
Anything that cannot be brought back to life again.
crackalation
This thread has not been destroyed by SterlingNorth.
Crackalation: n. The joy of jumping on sidewalk cracks, ignorant to the fact that you aren’t really breaking your mother’s back.
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
Bysdeki: The ending of a poem by Popeye under an assumed name.
Slunt
Slunt- To give something a good shove in a downward direction when none is required due to the effect of gravity.
bidrampskinator
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Slunt
Dialect taboo slang. A type of woman found loitering near the entrances of malls.
Commonly used by mall staff, this word is a regionalism limited to the Great Lakes area of North America. It derives from an older term clunt, meaning empty-headed fashion slave, but adds connotations of evasiveness and dishonesty.
Caution: This term is offensive and very insulting. Non-native English speakers in particular should use it with extreme care.
Squimmerheim
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.