bidrampskinator - The little chute that Lotto balls roll down.
Squimmerheim - An Amish town in Pennsylvania founded by Enos Squim in 1787.
portunation
portunation
- a tendency to predict the future
- a primary coastal town in your own country
- being immeresed in red wine
antidiscombobulationarianism
antidiscombobulationarianism
The process of not being pullet apart by forces that you deo not agree with in the first place
Skankatology
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
Skankatology
The study of Jerry Springer guests.
Flagelalia
Flagelalia
Antique memorabilia concerning the behavioural trait of beating yourself with small plastic trumpets.
gorangynitis
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
gorangynitis: Imflamation of the esophagus caused by an excess of citric acid. Common among sailors who overdosed on scurvy preventatives.
philoplexicon
Philoplexicon: A person who is enamored of, or addicted to, clear plastic dictionary stands.
Myrograngium
You are all aware that Uncle Beer’s nefarious plan is to take this thread and create one of those novelty books about little-known words, aren’t you?
Ed, don’t worry, the Straight Dope gets 10% of the net.
Myrograngium
- The office held by an appointed male official in medieval England who was responsible for the orderly conduct of mushroom markets.
- A small wooden platform used by this official in the performance of his duties.
belloonistics
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
Belloonistics:
The science of determining the origin of, the calibre of and the perpetrator of inflatable bells and inflatable bell related crime.
Spontifiquitikal -
“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert
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Spontifiquitikal The legal term for the dropping of charges relating to the theft of Papal headgear for sexual purposes. (archaic)
Joeiffism
Dojo. Casino. It’s all in the mind.
Joeiffism: A kinder, gentler form of Stalinist Communism practiced in Outer Mongolia.
feldersnap
feldersnap
(German)Term used to describe how a person broke a bone. Most usually used to describe a broken hip.
vesskerflocution
feldersnap
(German)Term used to describe how a person broke a bone. Most usually used to describe a broken hip.
vesskerflocution
Feldersnap: 1. The semi-onomopoietic sound resulting from when the band encircling a tight felt hat, having been stretched, is suddenly released.
2. The act of so snapping one’s hatband, often used as a gesture in medieval Hallamshire when dismissing obviously false or stupid statements
3. Hence, a false or stupid statement
Rasporussien
vesskerflocution- The actions taken by a cat upon being given a piece of fish.
Rasporussien- A very hard and gritty sponge used to clean barnacles off of swimmers who have been in the ocean too long.
pheroleonic
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Pheroleonic
- Relating to mating rituals among the big cats.
Technically, this refers to the use of body language or other non-vocalic cues by a non-alpha female to attract the attentions of the alpha male; but the term was soon generalized to include any mating language among the dominant cats of the pride.
The term achieved some popularity in the late 1980s as a result of the management-technique book Grin with the Big Cats, which briefly achieved a #4 ranking on the New York Times best-seller list. Pheroleonic behaviour among cats was introduced as a metaphor for communications among the movers and shakers of society.
The would-be rich and powerful, of course, took to it immediately. Upwardly-mobile urban professionals in Toronto, New York, Los Angeles, London and Tokyo were soon twitching their ears, reclining limply in elevated positions, and yawning mightily with bored expressions as they sipped their cappucinos, all in an attempt to appear on top of the heap.
The fad for pheroleonic behaviour did not last long, however; mutual embarrassment after the stock-market crash of October 1989 quickly erased it from the English-speaking world’s collective consciousness.
The word only survived in an ironic sense, as an adjective referring to the kind of showy but fake high-level corporate behaviour used in vain attempts to hide serious internal problems. This new meaning was quickly applied to personal behaviour.
After a slight change in grammatical class, the word took on its modern meaning:
Pheroleonics:
- Pretentious and tacky social display intended to distract.
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
…And, of course, my next word:
Yumsquiddly
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
Yumsquiddly
What Ned Flanders says when he finds seafood to exceptionally palatable…As in: “This seafood is yumsquiddly-umptious!!”
Skvisky
Skvisky - Swedish rotgut
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