Wilmead ; A long mythical book about the adventures of Wilma Flintstone.
Epsorial
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Epsorial - A lesson taught outdoors. ie; “Can we have class outside today?”
eandrophene
Epsorial - A lesson taught outdoors. ie; “Can we have class outside today?”
eandrophene
Eandrophene
A medieval ancestor of cellophane, made from the shaved male skin of goats.
thippletwang
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
Thippletwang - Unmistakable sound of the rare Thipple guitar
Padmeing
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee
Padmeing
- Any electronic component whose primary purpose is to turn other electronic components off. (from Thai)
- Hence, any one of a number of negative advertising techniques.
- Hence, the one ex-date whose company you never want to endure again.
Yarker
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
Padmeing-
This is the sound created by running a ferret through a series of complex vynyl tunnels, lined in maple syrup and having the then syrup covered ferret land on a bass drum filled with squeaty rubber dog toys, amplified through a baby monitor.
First heard by Howard Hughes, during a night of a Full Moon.
J
“Cast a cold Eye, On Life, On Death, Horseman, ride by”
W.B. Yeats
Padmeing-
This is the sound created by running a ferret through a series of complex vynyl tunnels, lined in maple syrup and having the then syrup covered ferret land on a bass drum filled with squeaty rubber dog toys, amplified through a baby monitor.
First heard by Howard Hughes, during a night of a Full Moon.
J
“Cast a cold Eye, On Life, On Death, Horseman, ride by”
W.B. Yeats
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squegilomikantusdilaberry
J
“Cast a cold Eye, On Life, On Death, Horseman, ride by”
W.B. Yeats
squegilomikantusdilaberry
One of Coca-Cola’s secret ingredients.
slutch
Yarker: 1. An inhabitant of the city of N’Yark
2. A dog with a speech impediment
Slutch: An indispensible portion of the transmission in standard-shift vehicles equipped with alto voders which consider themselves female, and irresistible to men. See any episode of “Knight Rider.”
Hornation
hornation
A ceremony that occasions the assumption of a unicorn to the unicorn throne.
fadulam
Fadulam - The small part of a male’s brain that gives them their irresistible charm and peridoic signal to scratch themselves in public places.
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Trecksuchob
Steak is like women and midgets. -Josh Putz
Trecksuchob: A spider from the works of J.R.R. Tolkien which is a fan of a certain group of S.F. television shows.
Spondulative
Spondulative:
A condition where one spends so much time considering a reply that they miss their chance to speak.
frognostulous
Spondulative
Describes a coating applied to clothes to afford protection during full-contact poetry competitions.
There has been some controversy associated with spondulative coatings. While most spondulative coatings are designed to absorb words as they wear away under the impact of epic sagas, some recent models actually deflect light verse. The spray of deflected words is claimed to unfairly handicap adjacent competitors.
Officials from the Ministry of Poetry and Gaming are currently investigating the matter.
sproingbok
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
**sproingbok
The release of a hormone that causes the excitement when a teeny-bopper first hears the unmistakelable, wonderful sound of NSync on the radio. 
flabterkt
The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian.
Frognostulous
A word used to describe a catastrophic event that involves frogs anid is usually found to involve irony. See movie Magnolia.
Flabterkt N.
(German) Pronounced (flah-bee’-ter-kut). Slang 1. An old car. 2. A car that deserves to be on a scrapheap.
purgastify
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
-H.P. Lovecraft, “The Call of Cthulhu”
Purgastify v.
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tr. and intr. To remove unwanted guests from the home.
(intr.) Yesterday the plumbing broke down, so we had to purgastify in a hurry.
(tr.) Uncle Dave’s feet were too smelly, so we purgastified him. Now he’s at the Holiday Inn.
Hence, -
tr To remove pests.
Maggie, our beagle, got fleas, so we took her to the vet and he purgastified her.
kungfee
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
Kungfee: A form of martial arts used by credit bureaus, law firms, and the like, to extract payment from recalcitrant or deadbeat debtors.
Wrudge