Wrudge: A reprisal maneuver used in horse racing in which two jockeys conspire to push (wrudge) an opponent against the rail.
abrophadalia
abrophadalia
a disbelief in nonexistent languages
daiorha
daiorha: the uncontrollable release of one’s bladder upon seeing the Dalai Lhama (sic?, well I know it is sick.)
moodleloofling
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
moodleloofling
A type of chocolate-and-vanilla-flavoured swirled yoghourt from Prague.
Squornfillicious
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Let’s bring this thread back to life:
Squornfillicious
from: Squorn* (slang for squished) +
filius (Latin for son)
The condition of vertigo and cramped muscles common in children cause by an older larger relative crushing him/her in a tight bear-hug.
frauponium
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Frauponium:
Element in periodic table with atomic number 123, relative mass 499.98479 and properties similar to those of cellulite. Discovered by little old German lady, claiming to be descendent of Albert Einstein, butactually just wierd.
Selembricious
“The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.” --Karl Barth
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.”
–Howard Aiken
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet
Selembricious
The matter of George W. Bush’s brain. 
pysamajoniac
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Pysamajoniac: NounA person with a neurotic condition in which he or she is consumed with the desire to set mayonnaise on fire.
Thronguliac
Thronguliac: A term used by bureaucrats in Stalinist Russia to describe overcrowding in Siberian prisons.
bristlepump
bristlepump
Shortlived device to make ones pubic hair more bushier.
The product’s infomercial was voted “World’s Worse” in 1992, and is banned in 27 states.
The product itself was recalled after it set a dozen crotches on fire in a freak accident.
Tygomery
Bristlepump
A shoe popular amoung hedgehogs.
grufetta
grufetta
the assorted trash and goo that is found on the floor of movie theaters.
fruckster
Tygomery: The process used in synthetic fabrics plants to produce tiger-striped polymers
Fructster: One who retails a variety of fruit from a pushcart
Psanthropologous
grufetta
A type of malodorous cheese banned by the Geneva Convention.
wonklebeam
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Wonklebeam: Any piece of wood which is located at such a height as to cause injury without the person seeing it.
Agromecious
agromecious
Descriptive of the emotion felt by green-plant farmers whose crops fail to grow in fields that are too wet and shady.
Direct opposite: desiccafritzy, “agitated due to excessive dryness”.
fulmenti
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fulmenti: those little sweets they give you after a big Italian meal.
Nothing in moderation
Oops, I too forgot a new word
Opticarp
Opticarp: Techinical term for a fish-eye lense.
Telekerflumpkin
Telekerflumpkin. The act of dropping a house on a witch.
Blabyrinthian