Machinal: A rich, bawdy, overindulgant feast at McDonald’s.
Retrogubination
Redumant: Small crimson insect.
Retrogubination: To erase all mention of a governor (or other political figure) in historical texts.
Monkacious
Retrogubination: Legislation passed by 70’s style fascists.
Flabdablet
Monkacious - superlative describing the jazz of Thelonius Monk.
Flabdablet - a small globule removed during liposuction
Spoodletoric
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.
Flabdablet- The only pill which will actually make you fatter.
pillowphat
“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”
Spoodletoric: A fuzzy, spoon-shaped dog, popular in Victorian England.
Abastolumn
Abastolumn:
newspaper advice column written by one of doubtful parentage.
Weenful.
Launcher may train without warning.
weenful: The state of one who overeats at the hot dog stand.
flanfarsic
Mr. K’s Link of the Month:
flanfarsic:
one who thinks he sees the word “Allah” in baked goods, but is mistaken.
mangaloon.
Launcher may train without warning.
Abastolumn: The shape of the solid created by filling the large intestine with plaster of paris (or a barium enema gone bad).
rhinotanic
Sorry about that! I’ll try again.
mangaloon: A unit of liquid measure equal in volume to a man’s head or a large coconut.
rhinotanic-the worst disaster in rhinoceros nautical history
kleblorum
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Kleborum: The node of the human brain which makes people fabricate clumsy words.
Nogglesperm
Hell is Other People.
Nogglesperm :see premature ejaculation
marfubat
marfubat - Jewish coming of age ritual for hermaphrodites.
gillquint
Gillquint: One of a certain castaway’s five identical children.
Laundromancy
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
Rhinotanic: sunblock applied excessively to the nose
FRUFT
Bloody hell, didn’t notice there was a second page. Sorry about that.
Laundromancy - The practice of neglecting to use a dryer sheet and forming one’s laundry into a giant, gravity-defying ball of static.
Again, FRUFT.
Fruft :Repressed fart (He fruft in church)
Mardonic
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
I think laundromancy should be the art of raising dirty clothes to wear again when you’re too lazy to wash them.
Mardonic: Cynical or scornful of those who think there is life on Mars.
globiac