Actually, laundromancy is the art of divining the future by gazing into the washing machine during spin cycle.
A globiac is a fanatically optimistic internationalist, identified by the bumper sticker on their Volvo: “One World…One People…Please.”
shellacidaisical
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Shellacadaisical: The state of an indifferent decoupage artist.
Catrandom
Radicamantic: One who absolutely, positively must have radicchio in their salad.
Spoogaphone
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
Spoogaphone:
His one invention that Edison’s family doesn’t like to talk about…
Ingrogulated
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Ingrogulated: 1) Being drunk at a Renaissance Festival. 2) (Archaic) Spending an entire weekend playing war games.
Try “Spromulated”.
Spromulated:
The state of confusion arising from contemplating the physical differences of the Romulans in the original Star Trek and the later Star Trek series.
How about fergabolic?
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Da Chef
Spromulated: What you get after drinking several shots of the body temperature vodka your date has smuggled into the senior prom.
quiggan
fergabolic:
One who becomes violently ill as a result of viewing Weight Watcher ™ commercials starring the Dutchess of York.
Spuzzum.
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quiggan: The planet all quiz show hosts are from.
Spuzzum: Rare medical condition wherein canines (particularly the Pit Bull breed) develop a taste for cheap american beer and buxom young human females.
Das Hottentottengeboten
Hey, no one stipulated English!
Hell is Other People.
Das Hottentottengeboten:
A hotel for little people.
MUCKO
Das Hottentottengeboten: Those despicable creatures that have the unmitigated gall to have meaningful relationships with abandoned spouses.
Todtensyn
Mucko: that disgusting gray stuff that builds up around bathroom taps.
Crepacious.
Todtensyn: The ability of certain contraltos to make Mahler sound like a drunk on New Year’s Eve.
Crepacious: A rapacious undertaker.
Finimal
Catrandom
Finimal: The smallest possible ending.
Hofenloffer.
Hofenloffer: The guy in the bakery who takes the last half of a loaf of bread and stuffs it into the crouton maker.
(My mom made that up, don’t blame me.)
Ublification.
Ublification - A method of multiplication used by kindergardeners, eg, 3x3=33.
Crannygig
CRANNYGIG - Old ladies locked in fierce competitive crochet.
LOQUIA
Nice thread-killer, Max
Loquia - A form of diahhrea caused by drinking Funky Cold Medina.
“I am a news-paper man, damn it! Come to the point with me, sir, or take your business elsewhere!” - T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher, The Onion
Sorry, forgot the next word :
pamproxy