pamproxy - A stunt double on “Baywatch”
agmorphy
Agmorphy: the state of possessing a body shape common to farm boys, characterized by thick necks, oversized reddish forearms, and bowl-shaped hairdos.
Kindernative:
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
agmorphy – a condition caused by excessive farming, resulting in stooped shoulders and an underslung posterior.
vilacrity
Kindernative:
A kid who never leaves kindergarten
vilacrity:
A government run by villians
bluffian
bluffian: A blind man
flogorian
flogorian: a mantra chanted while whipping something.
Splemoid
Splemoid: a circular spongy-red puffy faced
red cell.
Quilomular
Splemoid:
a small semi-spherical nodule of unidentifiable gristle in your canned luncheon meat (SPAM, SPORK, KAM, etc.)
toastecular
Launcher may train without warning.
toastecular toast on the subatomic level, crumbs
subfusc
toastecular: 1. Of or pertaining to a religion preaching hellfire-and-brimstone. 2. The type of inflamation suffered by nude sunbathers.
philanthrographic
P.S. I thought spuzzum was ejaculate that was spit, not swallowed.
Still waiting on philanthrographic.
philanthrographic Pertaining to the desire to read of generosity.
Leprodesiac
Tryin’ to slip in a ringer, Nekosoft? 
Quilomular: Calligraphy while wearing backless high-heeled shoes
Philanthographic: Portrait of a major contributor to a cause
Prundacle
Catrandom
All right, one more before bed …
Leprodesiac - Any substance that arouses a potential sex partner, but the effect falls off dramatically after a while.
fleebosuction
Leprodisiac: One who is capable of f*ing ling a bunny.
Prundacle: That little piece of a Danish that sticks to your chin.
Phrenificient
Almost worked, dagnabbit…
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003785.html
catrandom The state of living on a houseboat-catamara… oh… nevermind…
Sorry, that should be:
Leprodisiac: One who is capable of f***ing like a bunny.
Sorry, Neko – didn’t look at the rest of the board. Came back to apologize even before you pointed it out, even…
The undefined Catrandom
fleebosuction: illiterate vampirism.
phrenificient: having glorious bumps on the head.
impedimentary
Impedimentary: Catchphrase of the immortal Thurlock Holmthes; “Impendimentary, My dear Wat-thun”
Tinnishavist