impedimentary - The easy section of an obstacle course.
pompusantry
tinnishavist: typical of the ringing in the ears caused by tamborines of sects in airports.
proboscobility
Tinnishavist One who discriminates based on the metal used in disposable razors
pompusantry A medical condition in which the patient is afflicted with arrogance and oozing sores
fiertamar
fiertamar A strong undercurrent in the Gulf of Mexico
pikanection
pikanection: coupling of coldwater fish
flangeristomy
Better yet: clarifaction
proboscobility The study of nasal/insect proximity. More specifically, if the subject inhales sharply while a mosquito is near their nose, which nostril is the bug more likely to get sucked into.
olioffic
(clarifaction of course is the process of making something better understood by telling the truth about it. SDMB for example. Its opposite being clarifiction which is making something better understood by lying about it. Most any high school classes spring to mind…)
Olioffic - Having margerine like qualities.
Tunella
Eschew Obfuscation
Tunella: A paste-like condiment consisting of ground tuna and hazelnuts, spread on toast for breakfast in Canada.
Sipplagia
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
** flangeristomy** : Surgery to correct over extensive liposuction.
** sipplagia ** : Drooling while drinking from a straw, caused by numbness of the lips, due to sipping on too many straws.
Andryphony
<P ALIGN=“CENTER”>Tris</P>
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
– ** Victor Borge**
Not being able to spell the largest US river fast enough.
euphraidalalia
Oops, that’d be for Sipplagia.
euphraidalalia - flowering plant with tongue shaped blossoms which grows in the Euphrates River valley
techmawish
I have to go back to this one: philanthographic - Watching National Geographic for the sole purpose of seeing the naked natives.
techmawash - making up technical sounding words to sound important or confuse.
glyngwyr
Sqrl
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
teckmawish-someone who wants to learn electronics
New word:dextrocolliphren
Glyngwyr:
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A pewter device used in Medieval times to measure the correct length of a monk’s tonsure;
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Welsh for “there-is-peanut-butter-on-the-roof-of-the-mouth-of-my-second-born-male-child.”
Sligocity
Launcher may train without warning.
Sligocity: measurement of snail’s slime viscocity.
Mardwarka
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
mardwarka: (Australian Aborigines) the uneasiness felt when a boomerang does not return.
tonjugal
tonjugal: pertaining to intimate visits to prison inmates by the morbidly obese
backcider