reeference: mentioning ganja
wobble
wobauble : Decoration just about to fall off a Christmas tree
chickenpox
chickenpix - skinflicks for those predisposed to pornography of the farmyard variety
Is it just me, or is the hardest bit of this game finding the next word?
preview
Yay!
Prayview: to look over your reply prior to posting while fervently hoping that no one (usually lieu) has beaten you to it
Submit
Subbit: the little bits of cheese, lettuce, etc., that fall out of your hoagie.
reality
Realowlity: the truth about nocturnal birds
Tapeworm
apeworm n. Type of parasite that causes itching in the armpits (thus appearing like an ape).
signature
cignature: the mark a cigarette makes on your couch.
portrait
Porktrait: a picture of one’s pig
or
Purrtrait: a picture of one’s cat
or
Portwait: a delay in getting off the ship
Excess
flexcess: when mass reduces flexibility
perpetual
Perpentual: chronically repressed
Oxidize
taxidoze : stuffing a sleeping person or animal, often by surprise
weevil
shevil – German goer
or
youvil – German imperative, usually followed by “obey orderz pig-dog, svinehund, for I am ze grosser stereotype, and vil happily kill you”
parochial
I take that back, can I say
weftvil - similar to a weevil but going the other way ?
marochial: of or relating to a nunnery
outburst
snoutwurst : sausage made with pig noses.
malice
mallice: Anger felt during the post-Thanksgiving Day rush while shopping in a crowded conglomeration of stores
ecstacy
(beaten to the Submit button by lieu again)
Karaochial: singing badly in an insular setting
(AND yoyo3500)
Scoutburst: an exploding Brownie
(Okay. I give up. Three previews, three missed opportunities. I am too slow for this.)
Mallice: shopping center hostility
Nextacy: anticipatory euphoria
Sherbet
Shebet : A woman you can lick, or suck through a straw.
**sextet[/B}
sextort: malicious sex
crucifixion