“Pour in contents of flavor package.”
“Rotate on half turn during heating.”
“2” - (Speed dial number of Hap-Hap-Happy Garden Chinese Restaurant.)
That’s all I can think of.
You do the work.
“Pizza”
“Pick up” and “Delivery”
“One, please.”
“I’ll call you.”
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
“Serves 2” and you eat them both.
“To go”
Top Ramen
…and is great when re-heated for left-overs!
“Let’s go to your place.”
Crispy crunchy tender flaky crust™!
Hey, just because I get a Hot Pocket from the vending machine every morning doesn’t mean I…
Er, um, I suppose you could add a ‘general defensive nature’ to the phrases that a bachelor can’t live without.
Are those real?
“Breakfast! I made you half of a leftover pizza with a side of sweet and sour pork!”
“I don’t know what to tell you”.
Translation - I plead the 5th.
These are all excellent bachelor type words and phrases, but speaking as a long term bachelor, my most useful phrase has always been…
“Awww… fuck it.” After uttering this magical phrase, you can then proceed on to whatever you wish. Exercise caution, this may have unforeseen consequences. Like getting your truck stuck, self-inflicted food poisioning, and hellacious hangovers.
But that was my sister/cousin from out of town, I swear!
Remove wrapping before heating.
Wanna come over and watch the game?
BYOB
Aw, baby, you know I didn’t mean it like that! (Actually this is good for non-Bachelors as well)
“Look, I’ll pay you for it, what the f**k…” Everybody Want Some by Van Halen
“Click here if you’re under 18. Click here if you’re over 18, legal to view adult material in your state or country, and aren’t offended by nudity.”
“No mom - i’m not gay.”
(No offense intended to those who are)