I came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubblegum. Luckily, I’ve got a lot of bubblegum. <chews happily>
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
- Samuel Johnson
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
Sign in a printing business (but it can apply to almost any business)
“GOOD, FAST, CHEAP
Pick any two…”
Regards
FML
You can only please some of the people some of the time. The rest you can jerk off.
Si es fatuus, debes esse fortis.
That’s half-assed Latin for “If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.” It’s my family’s unofficial motto.
Hilarious! What’s that from?
One of my favorites–a geek love poem:
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Si
The early bird catches the worm - too bad for the early worm!
The tallest daisy is the first to be cut down
“The only good zombie thread is a humor zombie thread.”
I think you avoided the worm’s fate here.
See my sig.
Regards,
Shodan
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When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to a mirror and look at yourself
And see what THAT man has to say.
For it isn’t your father or mother or wife
Whose judgment upon you must pass,
The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life
Is the one staring back from the glass.
Some people might think you’re a straight-shootin’ chum
And call you a wonderful guy.
But the man in glass says you’re only a bum
If you can’t look him straight in the eye.
He’s the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,
For he’s with you clear to the end,
And you’ve passed your most dangerous test
If the guy in the glass is your friend.
You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass.
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People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
If you’re in a fair fight, you didn’t plan it very well.
“Fools get excited no matter what you tell them”.
–Heraclitus"
Rules are to guide the wise and command the foolish.
“Quando omni flunkus moritati.”
Cleanliness is next to impossible
Credit where credit is due …
by Peter Dale Wimbrow Sr.
As The Good Book says, “Do unto others as they hath done unto you”.