Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex

What are the adjectives you pray you’ll never be given a reason to apply to sex you’ve had?

Personally, I’ve decided on **arrythmic **and startling.

Short. In both senses of the word.

“felonious”.

non-existent

Tepid.

Gooey.

Painful.

Dry,
Chafing,
Reluctant,
Unwilling,
Prison,
etc.

Enjoy,
Steven

Hmmmm… I sort of wouldn’t mind gooey sex! :p:p:p

Discordant.
Inappropriate.
Shameful.
Bloody.
Punishable.

Dull

Vanilla.

That’s one of the best adjectives to describe sex!

Surreptitious.

Inadvertant.

Infectious.

moist

Sad

“posthumous”

Clammy

forgettable

brief

laborious