Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex

[Ferret_Herder]

Awkward.

[orcenio]

“offalic”

[FairyChatMom]

Tolerable

[Alice_The_Goon]

Itchy
Malodorous
Gangrenous
Remorseful

[Haste]

Amusing

[Autolycus]

Verminiferous.

[Haste]

Mochriesque

[MoodIndigo1]

@Jimmy_Chitwood

Surreptitious.

Sometimes surreptitious sex is just the ticket.

Indifferent

[Sunspace]

Sullen.

[Rico]

“That was…interesting…”

[robardin]

Is this meant to be in the context of describing one’s performance (from one’s partner(s)), or one’s own experience? Either way, these are some “SAT wordlist” type adjectives I would not expect or want to hear. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which situation would be less apropos.

consanguineous
asymptotic
occluded
murine
tessellated

(Though really, Silenus had my first answer, which was “clammy”. Dang!)

[Rysdad]

Sandy

[MsWhatsit]

Crunchy.

[dhkendall]

immature
brief
disastrous
unsatisfying

and, my “favourite” …

wrong

[Tom_Tildrum]

Old-timey.
Inexpensive.
Kid-friendly.
ETA: Oh, this isn’t the Cracker Barrel thread, is it?

[LurkMeister]

Boring

[MsWhatsit]

Warty.

[Lucky_13]

scaly
inhumane
putrid
gelatinous (unless you like bringing Jell-O into your bedroom, in which case, have at it)

[Wile_E]

@robardin

Is this meant to be in the context of describing one’s performance (from one’s partner(s)), or one’s own experience? Either way, these are some “SAT wordlist” type adjectives I would not expect or want to hear. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which situation would be less apropos.

consanguineous
asymptotic
occluded
murine
tessellated

(Though really, Silenus had my first answer, which was “clammy”. Dang!)

Bolding mine. Does that mean sex with mice?

[Mtgman]

Hebetudinous

Enjoy,
Steven