Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex

Shrinkage-producing.

Loltastic

Squishy.

vengeful

fatal

televised

These two.

Fishy. Cheesy. Metallic. Burnt rubber-y.

Perfunctory
Clumsy
Odiferous
Interminable
Non-consensual

grudging
bland
equine
Randian

routine
prenatal
infected
forced

Well, it means “of or related to mice”. There’s a lot of latitude there for contextual interpretation, none of it very savory :slight_smile:

That’s bad???

Joe Pernice has a song called “Grudge Fuck” that seems to fit here.

acidic
by the numbers
methodical

Around 12 years ago, more or less, I worked for a startup software company. We had a company-wide meeting one day, and word got out that a very special person was going to call us (on speaker-phone) to congratulate us on our success. This very cute girl named Jill was in charge of events such as the meeting and the guest speaker.

As it turns out, the speaker was none other that President Bill Clinton.

“Heh heh heh. And how about that Jill? I wouldn’t mind giving her a GUI interface! Heh heh heh.”

fastidious
lumpy
cannibalistic
under-resourced (sorry, I was on a conference call and someone used that word…)

Depends on what’s being done methodically, doesn’t it?

incestuous
expensive
interspecies

Crowdsourced.

contractual
imaginary
somnambulistic