lame
weak
Illegal
Church approved!
Orwellian
Suppurating.
scheduled
routine
remedial
corrective
punitive
raspy
corrosive
quietly puts away the schoolgirl uniform and the ruler
surprise
Vegetarian
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
pitiable
pitiful
feeble
obligatory
forced
incestuous
impregnating
pity
parenthetical
stingy
trite
rote
daft
miscalculated
Sawtoothed.
Astringent.
Mechanistic.
Insectoid.
Horripilating.
Oh my god, these are hilarious! 
Putrescent
Expository
Emergency
Retrospective
Fatal
Psychosomatic
Numb
Turgid
Highly illegal
Infectious
Vomitous
immolating
Flagellating
Scary
Non-reciprocal
Adequate, but unexceptional.