Maternal.
Pediatric
Patronizing
Flatulent.
Black, tarry.
Aural (for clarity, we would also accept “cochlear.”)
bureaucratic
Irritating
Insufficient
Despicable
Malignant
clearly erroneous
Tolkienesque
Googleable
undercapitalized
Seinfeldian
Scabby
Condescending
Dehumanizing
Odious
Noxious
Laughable.
Clinical.
Selfish.
Incontinent.
Regards,
Shodan
Squamous.
Counterfeit
Broadcast
You guys are gross.
Burning
Anesthetized
Non-Euclidean
What… With hobbits? :eek:
Ick! Nasty!
My input (so to speak):
Gritty
Feculent
Ovine
Capric / Caprine
Hirsute
Maggoty (both literally, and in the slang sense)
Putrescent (or was that used already?)
Phlegmy
Splintery
Cute
Chirpy
Nice
Patriotic
Republican
Hackneyed
Discombobulating
Non-exculpatory
Constipated
Boneless
Julienne-sliced
Excoriating
Serosanguineous
Pustular
Hypersymmetrical
Hyperelastic
Non-elastic
Non-invasive
Non-mammalian
Non-secular
Church-sanctioned
Mosque-endorsed
Priestly
…
Abortive
Abortifacient
Gravid
Dysmorphologic
Teratologic
Equine
Bovine
Porcine
Reptilian
Lilliputian
Vermiform
Disharmonic
Desiccated
Eczematous
Non-pornographic
Non-hormonal
Nonrepetitive
Nondimensional
Vacuous
Vacuum fluctuating
Nephrotoxic
Hepatotoxic
Necrotizing
Hypothermic
Hypoplastic
Hypotrophic
Hypoblastic
Norwegian
String those all together and that pretty much sums up my sex life of late. 
Gassy