Accidental
Bad
G-Rated.
What are you, some kind of Swede?
Ever taken a gander at your typical Norwegian man and woman? Dour doesn’t begin to tell the whole story —people that look like that simply can’t be having good sex. 
Terrestrial
Ludicrous
Baritone
Unphotogenic
Crichton-like
Tragic
Superfluous
passive
exasperating
disparaging
Ineffectual.
Court-ordered
USDA approved
diarrhea inducing
taser-involved
cattle mutilating
doughnut hole
Scrofulous
Democratic
People’s Democratic
Marxist
Communist
Spastic
Socialist
Interrupted
Infrequent
Wounded
Crippled
Schizophrenic
Inflamed
There is only one…funny. Pointing and laughing ends it all.
Wait a minute- you’ve got plenty of room for more gonzo. :dubious:
I submit “abridged.”
Scabrous.
Unless of course, “alien” and “sentient” were also involved.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
atrocious
…
praetertranssubstantiationalistically
osteosarchaematosplanchnochondroneuromuelous
osseocarnisanguineoviscericartilaginonervomedullary
aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic
propseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianalistic
Has anyone said ‘nonexistant’ yet? God I could fuck a sponge.
Autolycus That would be - Invertebrate Sex. Unless its a synthetic sponge. That would make it Artificial-Invertebrate sex.
Depending upon how the sponge feels it could also be sponge rape.
Nah, it’s never sponge rape–after all, they can’t say no!
I saw the cartoon – IIRC it was called Sponge Rape Square Dick.
Dank.