“Boys have a penis. Girls have a bagel.”
[/Kindergarten Cop]
Maybe so, but consider this: Some women these days are getting what amounts to cosmetic surgery on their vagina and environs. On the other hand, guys don’t give a crap what it looks like, they just want some.
Moral: Even if your vagina looks like a bagel, it will still be tasty.
ewww there’s a hair in my bagel.
Yeah but a lot of us don’t like bagels. We’d prefer an eclair. Or a berliner. Or an 8 inch bagette. Or…excuse me I’ll be in my bunk.
Well, I’ll try one, but if I find so much as one hair, it’s going in the trash…
Kudos cookie to those who get it.
So clearly, these girls should have used “bagel” as a euphemism for “Vagina:”
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=411219&page=5
I’m not the biggest fan of bagels, and this isn’t helping.
I gots to show you guys another ad with what I consider to be the Worst Advertising Slogan Ever:
Meet Mr. Happy Crack
“Mr. Happy Crack says… ‘A dry crack is a happy crack!’”
Yes, it’s so bad that I scanned it for posterity.
Perhaps we can change your mind with our pap-schmeer special.
Beat me to it!
(Rt 1 in Foxboro?)
Nope, I got it in a mailing in Minnesota. Apparently it’s national (or maybe regional?) as my sister in St. Louis has also seen it. Guess it’s effective, since it’s definitely memorable!
Well, I could be persuaded to like bagels and I don’t need any encouragment at all to appreciate human female parts, but the moods that drive me to appreciate one and the other don’t seem to want to mix at all. For me, there’s no sense of “Hey, you got your bagel in my vagina!”, “Hey, you got your vagina in my bagel!”…
Wouldn’t that be an awkward encounter?
This is a very ham-fisted attempt to included something sexual in an ad. My favorite - I once saw one of those water-spraying, street cleaner trucks with the following slogan on the window: “Happiness is squirting my load!”
Our bagels are like vaginas: If you don’t like them, u r teh ghey!!11!!one!
I like to spread them apart and lick out the creamy goodness.
I like bagels.
I like vaginas.
I hope the day never comes when I have to choose between them.
'Cuz, I’m going to miss those bagels.