From the “What were they smoking, and where can I get some?” department:
So very many jokes, so precious little time…
I actually kinda like it. Obviously it’s not going to attract someone like my mom, but I’d probably go there just to show support for more ballsy (lippy?) ads like this.
Reverse advertising for the competition: River City Bagels are like vaginas. Who the heck needs more than one?
But what does it mean?!! 
One of the responses says something about the “Vagina Monologues” and talks about context. What is that about?
ETA: After seeing the next posted comment, I’ll add a big whoosh over my head on this one. I still don’t get it.
I groaned out loud when I read it. Stupid, stupid, frat-boy dumb, and annoying. Yuck!
I do indeed love vaginas, yet I still agree it’s a bit tacky.
I think about sex too often already, so the last thing I want is to be reminded of it when I’m eating a fucking bagel.
Betcha can’t eat just one!
Hmm…I wouldn’t eat one while it’s fucking…BEFORE it’s fucking, yeah probably…
Well! It’s safe to say it wasn’t some nice Jewish boy who came up with that slogan!
I take it their bagels aren’t overly… yeasty?
And that photo of an orgy of… er, daisy ch… er, stack, of bagels is now strangely obscene, somehow.
You should probably stick to the regular bagels, then.
The ad appears in the Boise Weekly, which is an alternative local rag here. After seeing the link and learning of its source I went to the break room where (among other places around town) they provide free copies. I picked one up and brought it back to my desk. The ad is right there on page 28 of the March 7 issue. I might just go down there to River City Bagels this weekend and find out for myself if they’re as good as advertised.
Well, there ya go. Ad works just fine. One more paying customer.
So that’s why bagels have a hole in the middle!
You know, if this is going to be a running series, I’ve got some ideas they could try out:
Our bagels are like vaginas: Nobody wants one with too much yeast.
Our bagels are like vaginas: Fresh, warm and soft.
Our bagels are like vaginas: A nice light snack
Our bagels are like vaginas: Sometimes, there are seeds on them
Our bagels are like vaginas: The more, the merrier.
Our bagels are like vaginas: It’s fun to put meat in them.
Our bagels are like vaginas, so come in and eat out. (Not necessarily in that order)
Our bagels are like vaginas, but they don’t mind if you eat another one.
Our bagels are like vaginas, only they taste better when there’s fish involved.
Our bagels are like erect penises: Firm, tasty, and not too filling.
Hey, they’re welcome to use these, no charge.
[Peter Griffin] Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. [/PG]
Hey, if Idaho can have such a hip place, there’s hope for the rest of America! 
My vagina has a first name,
It’s b-a-g-e-l
Oh Christ! I just realized that one of my ex-gfs had the nickname of “bagel” when she was a kid! :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
Hello, gimme a tub of cream cheese and a dozen of your hot fuckin’ bagels, please.
I like blueberry vaginas.
There’s nothing like a fresh, hot, genuine New York vagina.