You OK?
Interesting, some very good ones in here.
My epithet of choice is usually just 'Fucktard"
If I really blow up at someone, I have used this spray a couple of times, “Fuck you, fuck the 3 legged Mule you rode up on, fuck the syphilitic $2 crack whore who gave birth to you and fuck the diseased gibbon that fathered you”.
Stupid people I’ve been known to refer to as an “Oxygen Thief” or a “Waste of Skin”. I told someone that if they were any stupider I’d stand them in the corner and water them twice a week
Someone who has a dirty look on their face “Her face looks like her arse is sucking a lemon”
So, can I call other posters all these things in the BBQ Pit now?
I don’t think sexist insults are so much better than racist insults. But regardless, there’s a great one from this very board where even sven brutally dismantles every aspect of another poster’s existence. I half remembered this post and it was even better than I thought. I think even sven could become the next Dorothy Parker if she wanted to go in that direction.
In college at a basketball game, I heckled an opposing playing by yelling out if he wore his IQ on his jersey so he could remember it (I think he was number 30-something). It got a few laughs.
Do you think that was sexist? I didn’t read it that way.
It’s going to be hard to top Machine Elf’s contribution.
You drive like old people fuck.
It’s surprisingly verceitile and can be adapted to most any activity.
I learned it as "cum gargling gutter slut, but yours works, too. 