There was a Florida band awhile back while it was still in the news called the Dead German Tourists.
See also:
Show Cancelled
Phone For Details
Under-18s Night: Free Beer
Yeah, that’s where I got the idea for that one, actually. I was going to school down here in Florida when all that was happening.
In the same spirit of “four-wall clubs”*
[ul]
[li]No place to sit down[/li][li]No place to put your drink[/li][li]No place to put your jacket[/li][/ul]
Your ASS is the band
OMFG, I can’t stop laughing!
Chocolate Owls
Dead Cat Bounce
Good Enough for Folk Music
Clown Erection
Baby Crusher
Bus Station Buttfunk
Ann Coulter’s Micropenis
The Orthodox Jewish Freak Show
Are you kidding me?! That’s a great name. But, as has been said, it wouldn’t be good for just any band.
I’ll be backseat driving with you!
I’ve got to stop laughing out loud at these. The nice old ladies at my work are going to ask why, and if I explain they’re just going to think I’m even weirder.
How about:
No Band Tonight
Hitler’s Missing Testicle
Talentless Hacks
Or, for Christian music only, **I Found God and Lost My Talent **
(shamelessly stolen from P.J. O’Rourke)