[QUOTE=Jet Jaguar]
Dead Amish Schoolgirls
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There was a Florida band awhile back while it was still in the news called the Dead German Tourists.
[QUOTE=Jet Jaguar]
Some of these band names are pretty good, actually. I think the worst names would fall into one of three categories:
Names that would be confusing on a marquee
Closed for Renovation
Welcome Pipefitters Local 182
Hospitality Industry Career Expo
Langley - Collins Wedding
Collegiate Battle of the Minds
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See also:
Show Cancelled
Phone For Details
Under-18s Night: Free Beer
[QUOTE=Ludovic]
There was a Florida band awhile back while it was still in the news called the Dead German Tourists.
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Yeah, that’s where I got the idea for that one, actually. I was going to school down here in Florida when all that was happening.
[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]
Along the lines of aclubs[ul]
[li]Closed[/li][li]For Rent[/li][li]Free Soup[/li][li]All Ages Show[/li][li]There is no Band[/li][/ul]
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In the same spirit of “four-wall clubs”*
[ul]
[li]No place to sit down[/li][li]No place to put your drink[/li][li]No place to put your jacket[/li][/ul]
Your ASS is the band
[QUOTE=RealityChuck]
Well, there isn’t anything that wouldn’t make a good band name, depending on the band. Something like “Beverly’s Crotch Hair in my Soup” might work for a punk band, but would be a horrible choice for a country band.
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OMFG, I can’t stop laughing!
Chocolate Owls
Dead Cat Bounce
Good Enough for Folk Music
Clown Erection
Baby Crusher
Bus Station Buttfunk
Ann Coulter’s Micropenis
The Orthodox Jewish Freak Show
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
I forgot to add my own: Dr. Touch Too Much and the Regular Checkups.
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Are you kidding me?! That’s a great name. But, as has been said, it wouldn’t be good for just any band.
[QUOTE=erie774]
Pediatric Oncology and the Quiet Christmas (I am so going to hell for that)
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I’ll be backseat driving with you!
I’ve got to stop laughing out loud at these. The nice old ladies at my work are going to ask why, and if I explain they’re just going to think I’m even weirder.
How about:
No Band Tonight
Hitler’s Missing Testicle
Talentless Hacks
Or, for Christian music only, **I Found God and Lost My Talent **
(shamelessly stolen from P.J. O’Rourke)