It’s the highlight of the endcap on many a Wal-Mart aisle. I always want to buy a little tiny tube of it just for the name. I just think the idea of a product proclaiming itself proudly as “butt paste” is wonderful.
Try this on for size:
Yes, the airline is called ‘Rex’. :eek:
I have enough trouble working up the courage to fly without having a phoenetic caveat (‘wrecks’) plastered across the aeroplane. Worst part is, if hubby wants to visit his folks this is the airline we have to fly on.
Crack Creme is the Holy Grail for people with dermatitis. I kid you not, it saves me every winter. I’m trying to convince my dermatologist to run a clinical trial on it. It smells like cloves, and is definitely not cream, or creme for that matter. If it was called Wondersoft, or Allersmooth it would sell like hotcakes. Very smooth, soft hotcakes.
I’ve also used Bag Balm, it’s really good for cuticles and gnarly feet.
Maybe they’re going for that We Don’t Need No Fancy Name image. “This is no foofy-doofy softy-silky product here. This is a serious remedy for people who CRACK. And BLEED.”
And then there is Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. :eek:
I guess it is for those folks who are always losing their ass.
Damn ! ** Mama Tiger ** beat me to it.
Not totally related to human orifices, but …
Old Crow Whiskey
Sin Sin (Was that how it was spelled? Anyone remember these powerful “mints” that predated Altoids?)
There was a consulting firm in the Chicago area named Aids. The company was around many years before anyone had heard of AIDS. I was surprised how long they kept the name though.
All kinds of hot sauces: http://www.tijuanaflats.com/cgi/quikstore.cgi?category=Smack_My_Ass_Line&columns=3
I mentioned this before, but the shoppette on base sells a wide variety of Golden Stream snack products, mostly trail-mix like items. “Hey, do these banana chips taste funny to you?”
I cannot pass by Golden Stream products now without dissolving into laughter because of that. I’m not too eager to actually buy any, however.
Wow.
I think I need a cigarette now.
Am I the only person who thought Nunn Bush seems like an odd choice for a name?
“Sen-Sen.” Kind of herbally-flavoured, like licorice to the n-th degree, as I recall. They surface from time to time. I seem to remember them making a bit of a comeback in the mid-80’s, probably after Billy Joel mentioned them in “Keeping the Faith.” Maybe it was just coincidence - or was it?
Well maybe, but they’re about the only shoe I can wear comfortably.
I have a jar of No Crack. Used it once on my ass and had to wait a week to take a dump. On a positive note, it cleaned up several neighborhoods with drug problems.
I use it instead of night cream under my eyes (my skin gets really dry during the winter) and it does as good a job as MAC’s $30 stuff.
Wow, thanks, Larry Mudd – my back has been giving my fits lately and this looks like exactly the type of thing that would work best! I ran right out and ordered me one. I’ll be happy to give testimonials later if it works cause something this simple? I don’t care how awful the name is!
There are various products that change their name outside the USA because the “English” name means something weird, sexual or just plain awful in a foreign country. I can’t think of a good example, but I know diet coke isn’t called diet coke in Europe.
Cow owners have been treating dry and cracked cow udder and teats with Bag Balm since 1889. Their sales skyrocketed when Shania Twain said she uses the product on her skin and hair.
Not a retail product, but this place, not too far from where I live, could have been more fortunately named.