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[li]Big Brother–At least “Survivor” has people trying to live by their wits and using actual survival skills; WTF is the point of this piece of dreck except to show how supposed adults can act like spoiled children?[/li][li]The Real World–see above.[/li][li]The Dukes of Hazzard, BJ and the Bear, Sheriff Lobo et al–Well, at least no one will ever make a movie out of these…huh?..OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!![/li][li]She’s the Sheriff–Suzanne Somers is bad enough dressed as a girl![/li][li]Fear Factor–This actually started out with an interesting premise’ people facing their fears. Now it’s just a gross-out fest. [/li][/ul]
That horrible Fox(?) show Superstar, where they picked the worst of the worst singers and put them on stage, convincing them they were the next American Idol.
Then, to keep the audience from booing them off the stage, they told the audience the singers were cancer survivors.
Talk about manipulation and cruelty from the word go.
It could be. I only saw part of one show, but what I read about it in the papers and online led me to believe they told the audience the singers had had cancer.
And in an ironic twist, Tammy Grimes had originally been picked to star in a new TV show, “Bewitched”, but gave it up for this one. And the actor, who played her twin brother, had also been picked to star in “Bewitched”, but cancelled to do this show, which lasted all of 4 episodes. He was Dick Sargent, and he had been slotted to play Darrin. Which he eventually did.
Ah, that’s just an update on the classic The Gong Show.
Now, how have we gotten this far without mention of Petticoat Junction and Green Acres? And I’m going to have to throw down on Alice and All In The Family, too. There was no one in either of those shows who wasn’t as grating as fingernails on the chalkboard.
Family Feud was pretty damn awful (Richard Dawson was such a scumbag), and any show that features Bea Arthur in any way, shape, or form should be irrevocably erased from the collective consciousness for the good of future generations.
But the worse, bar none, of American television: Hee-Haw. I defy anyone to find a show more utterly awful in every respect. I shudder just at the thought of it. And somehow, every time we went over to my maternal grandparent’s house, it was always playing, which no doubt contributes to my lack of enthusiasm for that side of the family.
I’m stuck. “The Star Wars Holiday Special” or “The Return of the King” from 1980. I’d have to say the later took a slightly larger dump on Tolkein’s legacy then the former took on Lucas’ legacy.