Worst way to be found dead?

Death by misadventure during a pedopyronecrobestiality exhibitionism incident. i.e. Death due an AC power surge causing one’s Anal Invader ™ to rupture one’s prostate while one is busy sexing down a dead, underage dog that one has also set on fire. All this in the lobby of the local Boy’s Clubs of America chapter on Grandparent’s Night.

Don’t forget the British politician (can’t remember his name) who was found dead dresed in women’s underwear with a plastic bag around his head and an orange in his mouth.

how about the guy who drowned giving an elephant an emena after giving the elephant the elephant equivalent of Exlax

Margaret Thatcher?

:smiley:

Since I enjoy debunking things, I would be very embarrased if I ended up dying like the elephant trainer/SCUBA diver/JATO guy.

I remember that it was a male, but it was not Margaret Thatcher. :rolleyes:

Bottom of a mineshaft, next to an empty canteen, a partially chewed shoe and a flashlight with dead batterys.


Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

In my room.

Partially eaten.

With my (well-fed) dog standing guard.