Yep…if you want to write and have published a Christmas article for a magazine, you’d better get on the stick and submit it soon!
Ho Ho Ho!
Submit it where? Here?
Which magazine?
How long?
Fiction or Non?
and . . .
Please don’t call me a Ho. 
~S
When Santa Strayed
What kind of GPS does Santa Use?
Why are there female elves but no female gnomes?
Land of Misfit Toys: SDMB
Top Ten Hideaways by Mr. Claus
Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Really Wants.
HO HO HO: Identical Chinese Triplets.
Santa’s Sex Secrets
**Frosty: His Hopes, His Fears, How He Keeps His Fabulous Figure ** (hint: drink lots of water!)
Rudolph’s Darkest Hours
How Mrs. Claus Keeps Her Man Coming Back For More
Another little hint: Avoid that sauna!
Rudulph, and the makeup tips to keep that little red nose shining.