Would it be "gay" for a guy to drive a hatchback?

I do remember one connection for hatchbacks and “gays.”
There was a popular Volkswagen commercial where two guys are driving along and listening to a stupid song when they come across a couch or chair sitting on the curb. People claimed that they were a gay couple. Maybe. I wasn’t picking up on it. I thought that given the music they looked like a couple of Harold and Kumar type stoners.

Thank you for sharing, but there has to be more to it then that. Sure your mother didn’t force your dad to sit in the back of the station wagon or something?

Da da da.

Of course it would be “gay” if you think it would be “gay.” Don’t buy one and you won’t have to worry about it. Listen to us and you’ll have to worry about coming to your senses and realizing what a terrible mistake you made.

You’ll be like someone convinced by the SDMB that coriander is delicious only to discover later that it still tastes like soap.

This may well be the gayest thing said in this thread.

Uh huh uh Huh uh Huh.

It’s not a stupid song!

Moderation in all things, including coriander and MX-5s. Is this Miata a chick car or not, I am somewhat confused as it has a V8 and is blue, yet is a convertible.

Until this thread I had never even heard of hatchbacks being assocuated with gayness.

I HAVE heard however that lesbians buy Subarus. Go figure!

Nah. If you aren’t driving a BMW X5 m, I’m not even glancing at you. :wink:

This is why I sometimes wish this board allowed gifs and upvotes and the like. B/c you need a mic drop right there. And a golf clap. That cracked me up.

I guess sonder has decided to stay in the closet, since he hasn’t returned to this thread. :wink:

That’s too bad because I found the definitive answer to gayness and automobile make. I found it on the internet so it must be true.

I don’t remember that ad having any gay buzz about it. Microsoft heads Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer even appeared in a parody of it. Seriously doubt they would have if it did…

Outback #1? I always thought I was a lesbian. Now the internet has proven it. :wink:

Me Too.

I now know 2 things that mark you out as a lesbian

  1. Likes women
  2. Drives an Outback

Boy, when I tell the other guys at the footy club tomorrow, I bet they’ll be surprised…

I’m secure in my masculinity.

You can’t fool me. You’re casting at least a sneaky, yearning glance my way as my studly, bitchin’ ride zooms past. It’s a RAV4, I mean, come on! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. :smiley:

All cars are gay. Only women, gays and cats drive cars. If you don’t want people to assume you’re gay you drive a truck. And not a little pussy truck either. Drive one of these or you might as well move to Gayistan.

If we’re talking the same kind of football, it becomes even more obvious for me. I was always the hooker. :smiley:

Oooh, I just bet you were, too…

My Honda Cr-X rocked, and was a rocket.