Would someone explain to me why Anna Nicole Smith reps Trim Spa? (diluted lameness.)

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It’s not like she isn’t wealthy beyond comprehension for marrying that 90 year old rich geezer, but, every time I see those stinking Trim Spa commercials, I want to throw something heavy at her.

It cannot be because she needs the money…

I hate possibly could the commercial I hate the most. She sounds so dippy. [/rant]

I think the court ruled she didn’t inherit jack from the geezer billionaire, so maybe she does need the scratch. Hence the TV show, the ads, etc.

They’re also sponsoring John Daly, so go figure.

Naw, she doesn’t need the scratch. While she didn’t get the whole $449mil she did get $88mil in 2002. I don’t think she went through that in 2 years.

From what I understand she is a rep for Trim Spa cause that’s were she lost the last couple of years accumulation – maybe she’s just greatful? :smiley:

Showing off the new bod. Extending the 15 minutes…

I don’t believe that she has received the 88 million, has she? Aren’t they still fighting over it? I seem to recall that she’s still trying to get it and the battles are not yet done.

After all, when she was doing her show, the first episode when she was looking for a house they kept talking about what she could afford, and it didn’t seem to be all that impressive.

I think that’s part of the weight-loss program.

I seem to remember reading that she hadn’t gotten any of her former husbands money yet, and that she was being paid a relatively small amount, $50,000 a year or less, by the producers of the Anna Nicole show.

As for her spokespersonship (gads! The PC has got me) for Trim Spa, she said on Larry King’s show a couple of weeks ago that she started using it to lose weight after appearing on Howard Stern’s radio show and having him hurt her feelings by insulting her and making fun of her weight. She said Trim Spa heard about it and approached her about being their spokesperson.

She’d be a great candidate for The Surreal Life. I actually like this “reality” show, it’s friggin’ hilarious. Mindless entertainment.

Don’t blame poor Anna Nicole—I hear her breasts signed the sponsorship contract without her consent.

The court ruled in her favor, but I believe his kid is still contesting it.

She did it because she lost a ton of weight on their plan. She looks pretty good these days. Still heavy, but it’s coming off nicely.

I’ve always thought she was gorgeous and posessing curves that made stick women envious.

She would be such a lovely plus size model and I am betting she is probably a 14 or 16 in size. And size does not matter, it is whether you are healthy and accept your body for what it is.

Then she opens her mouth…yikes. It’s more frightening than being trapped in a car full of circus clowns.
I wasn’t aware she hadn’t received anything of the settlement. But the fact that she actually took Howard Stern’s comments to heart proves she’s an idiot.

Anna Nicole is the rep for TrimSpa because she used to be a fat pig, and now she isn’t fat anymore.

“Trim” is a reference to weight loss?

Oh.

I thought it was like a “Treat your vagina to a day at Neiman’s” kinda thing.

After seeing her on “Larry King Live” I realized that she was not a fat, stupid, insideous whore anymore. Now, shes just a stupid, insideous whore.

I actually think the product might work, becuase you know this hideous turd is far too lazy to actually put any effort into losing weight by excercise or eating right. Hell, she admitted to that on the show! My favorite quote, however, was “Its really bad!” Way to pimp that smack, girly!

But then again, herion and crack will probably help you lose weight, too.

I gotta agree with the OP on this one. Anna Nicole should step aside and give up the gig to some other famous former fat-ass who needs the work.

Not as fat, you mean. Looks like there’s still a ways until she’s back to her size as a Guess? model.

Actually, she looks about the same size to me.

Personally, I think she looks swell, and is probably as good a spokes person as anyone else. Of course, here at work I have my speakers turned down, so I didn’t actually hear her voice which could be a big factor.

Almost, but not quite there yet. The before & after shot makes it look like she lost more from the boobs and not as much from the waist and hips. Of course, that’s where the stubborn fat tends to be.