I’m allergic to chocolate.
Does that mean I can’t partake? 
I’ve never seen so many corny posts, so I thought I would add my own.
I can see the musical now “Jesus Christ, Chocolate Bar”/
The first two had me desperately trying not to make any noise, the second had me snorting and the last one was actually so funny I was in pain … I have got to stop reading this stuff during work!!!
I’m coo-coo for Cocoa Christ!
With gooey caramel stigmata! It’s sacrelicious!
-=-Barnabas
No. I don’t like chocolate.
If I did like chocolate, I can’t think of a scriptural reason against eating it.
I just hope I’m not in trouble with Him for laughing at these jokes.
You don’t like chocolate ?!?!?!? Now that’s sacrilegious!! 
I guess Madonna would
With Apologies to Depeche Mode…
Your own choco-late Jesus
Someone to feed your hunger pangs
Someone who cares
Your own chocolate Jesus
Someone to snack on
Someone who’s there
Feeling hungry
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
without any toblerone
Lift up the jesus bar
I’ll make you a believer
Take a second bite
Put me to the test
crumbs on your chest
You need to digest
I will deliver
You know I’m low cal?
Reach out and bite me
Reach out and bite me
Your own choc-olate Jesus…
Feeling hungry
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
without any toblerone
Lift up the jesus bar
I’ll make you a believer
I will deliver
You know I’m low cal?
Reach out and bite me
Your own choco-late Jesus…
Reach out and bite me
Am I going to hell yet?
Jesus Christ, chocolate bar, do you know just how good you are?
Jesus Christ, chocolate bar, do you know just how sacrireligious you are?
Great. Now I’ll have that in my head all day.
So that’s what they mean by “Jesus is in all of us.”
If you melt him down and dip strawberries in him, is it sacreligious?
Was it… er… “cut” or “uncut”?
If God has a sense of humor - and I hope She does - I think we’re off the hook.
And if not, we’ll have lots of company! 
Chocolate Jesus? Sure, I’d eat it.
I’d avoid the chocolate turds though, that being the only shape I wouldn’t eat. Just because of that possibility…
Would it be inappropriate to mention that I’ve seen Virgin Mary Vibrators and Baby Jesus Butt Plugs?
For all of those poor souls out there, that for whatever reason could not take it upon themselves to eat a chocoloate Jesus, I will make the ultimate sacrafice!
Yes, tho I be an unworthy pagan, I will consume your chocolate Jesus for you, taking upon myself whatever sins there maybe for such heinious actions.
So, should you ever find yourself facing such a dire fate, feel free to mail the offending chocolate to me (postage paid and in a refridgerated container). I know, I know, this is a terrible burden I take upon myself, but it is the least I can do for my brethren.
Can I be the voice of dissent?
I’d be uncomfortable. Why, I can’t put my finger on it. I’d gladly pass it along to any of you, and I wouldn’t care less if you ate it or not. I just wouldn’t want to myself.
Maybe I’m just not that crazy about chocolate.
…
oh, the sacrilege!
So let’s really put you chocoholics on this thread to the test. Would you eat a chocolate image of:
Jeffrey Dahmer?
Your mother?
And here’s the real deal-breaker:
A nude, chocolate Harvey Keitel.
Dark chocolate Jesus complete with nuts please.
Only if it was The Piano Chocolate Harvey Keitel. Bad Lieutenant chocolate Harvey Keitel might look ok, but you don’t want to know what it’s filled with.