You know, this really makes the Baby Jesus cry!
But it’s OK, because nobody can hear him!
“I don’t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus”
That line is from a long forgotten song.
Can anyone tell me the name and where I might be able to find an MP3 of it?
Don’t we eat Jesus everytime we take communion?
The answer’s in the question: it’s called Plastic Jesus.
Choclate covered communion wafers - the way to get kidsdto go to mass.
In the south Christian anything chocolate sells! Selling candy is big business. Infact the outside wrappings of the candy look like famous names but have Christan sayings on them instead.
I have not seen a Chocolate Jesus but yeah I would eat him.
Mmmm…cherry stigmata…
hey, Band Name!
I’d eat a chocolate Jesus and then go for a ride on my golden calf.
I could eat a chocolate Jesus. I might have a bit of trouble eating any foodstuff called “The Last Supper”. Mmmmmm… almonds.
I’ve been to the Buddah Bar in Paris. I would eat a Buddah Bar. I wouldn’t eat a “Captain’s Log”.
Why stop at chocolate?
“My bologna has a first name, it’s J-E-S-U-S”…
I could really get into Jesus Spam ™.
Yes.
But would you eat him head first?
Cite?
Y’know, after chuckling at this thread for so long, I have come to the conclusion that chocolate jesus would be a great name for a band.
::::::Sometimes you feel like a religous nut
some times you don’t::::
Good heavens, no WAY would I eat a chocolate Jesus! What is wrong with you people?
[sub]Chocolate, yuk![/sub]
This girl I work with gives Jesus head.
Jesus Ramirez!
I wouldn’t eat chocolate if it was shaped like a turd, but other than that, I’d eat any shape.
That site is a goldmine! Thanks, ** Gyrate **.
Why does this thread keep being resurrected?