Would you kindly keep your fucking ice cream off my lips?

So, I go into work the other night. And lo and behold they finally decided to hire some help. I meet this girl who is 17 and still in high school, she was hired as a hostess. Everything went smooth until her boyfriend showed up with a cup of pralines and cream ice cream sitting at my table.

Anyway, her boyfriend is doing the chat thing with said hostess. I go up to greet him and find out what he wants to drink and the hostess turns around with the spoon shoved upon my lips before I could say 31 flavors. I got a taste of the ice cream. Yes, it did taste good. But for starters bitch, I am on the Atkins Diet. I can’t eat the ice cream. Not to mention, I just met you a few hours ago. I don’t want your carbs or your germs. Don’t go trying to feed me off the same spoon with god only knows what on it. Geesh that pisses me off.:mad:

That’s just rude.

What if you were allergic to milk products? Or to pralines?

Or both?

I would definitely have a nice ‘chat’ with her about that. If you had an allergic reaction, she could find herself in some serious hot water.

I am taking into account that she was young and in high school. That being said I feel this was something she has probably done before with her high school friends and she didn’t think anything about it. I didn’t go off on her, I just insisted I was on the Atkins Diet and couldn’t have it. You are correct though what if I had been allergic? I didn’t think about that, because I wasn’t. I think I should go back in and tell her not to do that for the reasons you posted. Thanks for pointing that out.

Ashkicker… you should have waited a few moments and then started gasping and clutching your throat… then you should have muttered… “allergic”… before you fell to the floor.

I know… hindsight.