Sure…I would kiss another woman under the mistletoe. I would also kiss a man, a child, and probably even a well groomed pet. No lips kisses for the last one.
I kiss male relatives on the cheek, rarely male friends. Unless the circumstances were quite exceptional, probably not.
In America that makes you gay.
Poorly.
No problem. I’ve kissed girls before, hell I’ve made out with girls for the heck of it as well.
Yeah but that is hot.
How many drinks?
If I were a bit lit, I wouldn’t have problem kissing a gay male friend on the lips, provided there were a lady in the audience who thought it was hot and I wanted to get it on with.
Sure, if I knew her a little bit. Kissing a complete stranger would just be weird for me, but a quick festive peck under the mistletoe with a friend or acquaintance wouldn’t be a big deal.
I don’t believe you. I need to see photographic evidence.
Yes. A big, sloppy, wet Bugs Bunny smooch on the cheek.
I’ll kiss any woman under the mistletoe, whether it’s Lauren Bacall c.1945 or Bea Arthur.
Men don’t kiss men. I’d ignore any gestures towards aforementioned mistletoe by any guy, gay, straight or otherwise.
Straight guys are strange. What is so exciting about a gay guy kissing a girl? 
Ha!
Umm… Never mind! We just ahh, you know assumed… :smack:
Yep, I’d kiss anyone under mistletoe. It’s a symbol of peace, and, beyond that, to my horticultural mind, a tenacious parasitic organism that remains evergreen during the bleakest of times. Damn fine plant.
A smooch under those definitions is a fine smooch indeed. Kiss up, Y’all!
Sure, I’d kiss a chick under the mistletoe. It might open a whole new world to me…
Social kisses are all well and good, but mistletoe is all too often infested with Nargles.
Nargle infestations will lead to the downfall of society, mark my words!
Nope. There are a great many men I wouldn’t kiss either, though.
I’d kiss a girl. Frequently have, too (minus the mistletoe).
G’morning!
I wouldn’t do the ‘mistletoe thing’ with anyone - d’you realize how that ‘social custom’ originated? :eek:
I would, however, and do lightly kiss my female friends on the cheek upon greeting or leaving them, just as I do my male friends to whom I’m not married.
I’m naturally more of a huggie person myself, but it’s the accepted norm in the social circles in which I’m frequently obliged to travel. It isn’t as much an expression of affection as it is a dictate of etiquette. When in Rome and all that… - Jesse.
Yes. I’d not necessarily fondle the buttocks, though it depends more on the buttocks than on the gender.
Ooooh! Now there’s a recipe for getting your face slapped if ever I saw one! :eek: