That’s the case here. I’m a card-carrying heterosexual male, and I’m not even hard up for cash. But hell yeah I’d do it. How else can you make that kind of money so easily? Truth be told, my price is probably in the $100 range.
Female here, but it’s got nothing to do with gender, orientation, or the potential hotness of Idle Thoughts (though maybe if I saw a picture of the ass in question first…). It’s just not a terribly big deal to me and, hey, money! The amusing novelty of touching somebody else’s naked, normally intimate skin in a way that’s not caretaker or sexually oriented is almost enough.
So, basically, I’m just looking for an excuse to be an ass-kisser.
Yeah we know.
Very heterosexual, but hey it’s a grand.
Seriously. I don’t see the problem here. You’d have to throw in considerably more for the rusty trombone, but just the cheek is no problem at all.
I wonder what the percentage of people responding here have never rimmed anyone. Not that it’s directly related, but I’m curious.
How much for some tongue?
Idle Thoughts, get real; what’s up with a silly hypothetical like that? It’s something that won’t ever happen.
No doper is going to literally kiss your ass.
However, for a mere 100 bucks I’ll happily kiss your figurative ass in the boards for a whole week. 
Yeah, sure, why not? There’s not much difference (besides the obvious ones) between a buttcheek and a facecheek as far as sanitation etc goes, and I could really dig making a thousand bucks cash for a few seconds worth of “work”.
So, when and where?
Definitely. A thousand bucks? Come on, that is too good.
My advice to you would be to start the bid lower. Much, much lower.
“Anyone kiss my clean, freshly washed cheek for… $50?”
No. I’ve never met anyone I’m willing to contract dysentery for, up to and including my husband.
Hell yeah! id do it for less money too! (I’m a student and could really use the cash!) But since you’re offering $1000 I’ll accept your fisrt offer!
I don’t know any kids that have. Make mud pies, sure. Eat them? What for? You know they’re mud. I was never tempted to do any such thing and never knew of anybody else doing it, either.
Regarding the OP: I’d do it. a butt cheek is covered with fabric virtually all the time, so it doesn’t get very dirty. I think most areas of exposed skin are probably dirtier. The elbow remark earlier, for example: I think the elbow would be considerably dirtier, seeing that most people rest their elbows on lots of public surfaces where they can pick up dirt and germs. A butt cheek touches the inside of your undies/pants and not much else most of the time. What’s the big deal?
Is this a one-time thing? If so, then no. Like Nzinga, Seated said, scraping $1000 together doesn’t take all that long.
On the other hand, if you’re offering steady work at $1000 for each time I kiss your ass, I think you’ll find me a very punctual and diligent employee.
For $1,000 I would do it on national network television. I’m sure my lips have been in contact with food items far more revolting than your butt cheeks.
Sure. Without a second of hesitation.
If we’re talking regular employment, like ‘every day, you kiss my ass after I get out of the shower, so I can start my day with an ass-kissing’, then I’ll do it for $49.50! I’d want to be signed on for a guaranteed 12-month contract though, between 5-7 days per week.
I’m tidy, conscientious, and while I’m not usually a morning person I’ll make a special effort to get there on time so you can start your day on the right note.
On the other hand, if it’s a once-off, I think $1000 is about right. (Okay, I’d do it for $750, but not one $US less!)
For £1000 I’d not only kiss your arse in public I’d tweezer out the hairs from your butt crack, make them into a nice brush and paint pretty pictures all over your balls.
When do I start?
No way. My prices start in the five digit range. If I like you. If not, you’d need to add zero or two.
What are you doing Saturday?