Jesus, I wish that were true for me.
Hey, Jesus, are you listening?! JESUS!!! Damn it, he never listens to me.
I’m three weeks behind on my rent right now, so sure I would. I’d do a hell of a lot more than that for $1000 too. 
He will answer, but you gotta pronounce it right. Hey-Suse.
Listen, I hope I didn’t imply that I am just poppin’ off G’s weekly. Hardly. I am in the ghetto, ‘scratchin’ and survivin’, to quote Good Times, one of my favorite old shows. But, my job is sales, and if I really put the hours in, and focus soley on my grind, forsaking husband and child, I can pull out a grand in a week. I have done it, (sorry, husband and child), when I needed to.
So, I probably won’t do anything I would be ashamed to tell my family about, for a thousand dollars.
Don’t make me no better than anyone who would, though. Because I certainly have my price.
No plans at present:D
So what’s your taste in art then?
Did I mention that I’ve also started tattooing lessons?
Sure I would. No problems at all.
The only thing is that if I lick something and like it, then I also want to bite it.
So, if I like the taste of your butt cheek, can I bite it too? Of course, I will give you back the $1000 if I do that.
Sure, I’d do it for $1,000. Probably for half that. And I have an unblemished record of heterosexuality. But I hope you’re not getting off on it! 
Assuming good hygiene, sure.
But maybe we should have an argument first so it’s more satisfying for you when the moment comes.