I don’t know. I’d rather pee my pants than get arrested for peeing in public. I can guarantee that if you try to piss on public transport, you will be spending some time in jail.
So who are the 2 people who would pick the latter? Are your shits really so small that they would be contained in your underwear?
(I’m so going to hell for this…)
Well, you could always contort your face and walk all discombobulated like a “touched” person, at least that way, instead of scorn and ridicule, people will feel compassion and sympathy for you.
(Should I just go pit myself now?)
I regret opening this thread. But the answer is urinate, because I can mumble some excuse about having kids wrecks things “down there” and at least the women will nod and understand.
Be grossed out mind you; but understand. I think. I’d rather not road test that one.
Really?? You can guarantee this?? This is perpetuated by the myth that there are enforcement officers everywhere you go. That’s simply not the case (although at times it might seem that way). If it was the case, I’ll show you a government or an organization that is over-funded - therefore, a society that is over-taxed.
I don’t intend to hijack the thread. I’ll just find a corner and discreetly piss into a coffee cup.
Why not? Okay, I would take this over a piss. The little rock-hard turd would just slip out of my boxer shorts to fertilize the ground I walk on.
Thanks for the laugh, lieu! I enkoyed the mental pictures (and phantom sensations) it brought. Yeah, I must be pretty sick.
Hmm, so far, 57 respondents, with 55 pissers and 2 shitters.
The shitters must be the Four Percenters of this world.
I am so glad polling is enabled.
Maybe this is a female thing, maybe it’s just a me thing (in which case it’s totally TMI), but…I don’t think I can #2 without #1 coming out first. So for me it’s not an “either” question, it’s an “or/and” question, which makes it much easier - obviously I’d rather have bladder incontinence than bladder *and *bowel incontinence!
Can men poop without peeing? 
Cite, please. Pics, or it didn’t happen. 
I’d not assume that hiding in a corner and peeing into a cup is legally equal to “public urination.” Maybe it is, IANAL, but I’d risk it rather than piss my pants.
Edit - or, what he said :
I can, but why bother? If I’m pooping, my dick is right in position to drop any small amount of pee there is - it’s even easier for women, if my anatomy teacher is to be believed.
It’s probably physically possible, but I’m not likely to try it any time soon. Frankly, when doing these deeds I’m so relaxed down there that I truly multitask: #1, #2, and some rewarding farting, too. 
Isn’t this a lovely conversation we’re having?
Hey, it’s a free message board! Bodily shaming is a Thing I just don’t Grok. We all poop, and the only reason we’re embarrassed to talk about it is because some stuffy old men once decided it wasn’t Godly (even though their god made the body that does it). pffft. Whatevs. There’s nothing wrong with poop! Farts for freedom! Viva la bowel! 
Well, let’s test it. You go urinate on a subway car, and if you don’t get arrested, I’ll buy you a Coke.
I remember back when I did both (not recently, and not at the same time). At least with pee, there’s a possibility nobody else will smell it.
Only if you double-dog dare me.
If there are no cops on the car, how are they supposed to get arrested?
What, no option for both?
Oh, gee…both options are just so appealing…I can’t decide.
You pick.
