I gotta go with pee. If I have to poop so badly that I can’t hold it, it’s going to be a bowl filling three coil burner. No way I want to have to exit a subway car with that load in my pants. Chances are, I will be wearing black pants and the pee stains won’t be so obvious.
It depends on if I’m wearing underwear. If so, I’d rather poo than pee in my pants. I’ve done both once. A 7th grade teacher wouldn’t let her students use the restroom during class, so that was a pee.
I choose peeing myself.
Actually. I wouldn’t choose either of them. But, IMO. Peeing yourself is much less embarrassing. You could always say you spilled water on yourself. There’s not much you can do when you shit yourself.
If you live in a cold climate, the choice is unnecessary because of culturally accepted “steamers”.
In subzero climates, we all wear big coats outdoors but cut our pants off at the knee and hold them up with rubber bands so it looks like we’re wearing pants. Otherwise, we naked from the knee up. If, when walking down the street, we feel a bowel bazooka loading up for discharge, we simply kneel down as if to tie our shoe and let her rip. Afterward, we stand and casually walk away leaving behind a “steamer”.
Shit, because it has happened to me more times than I can count and it isn’t that bad.
I live in what some people would consider a cold climate, and I’ve never heard of this.
I knew it!
I can not fill in the poll since i am disabled i have autism and learning difficulties and epilepsy so i wear diapers all the time anyway but yes i would probably wet and poop myself since i can have more than 200 fits a day so if it was a long ride it would definitely happen 
Besides the fact I’m not sure if zombies pee…
Is a coffee cup big enough? For a “normal” whizz…let alone the sort of volume you’ll be dealing with in a “gotta go right now” kinda way
It is if it’s a Trenta size.
I think that most people who are choosing #1 are underestimating the, er, volume of liquid released in an emergency scenario. If you’re really desperate enough to basically forever ostracize yourself from society, this isn’t the kind of thing you can explain away with a spilled drink. Also, for those who chose it because of the smell you get with #2, believe me, urine stinks as well. Lastly, I really, really hope no one’s wearing white pants the day they try this out.
zombie or no
don’t do the Dew either.
Well,see, right there is how you got into this urgent situation to begin with.
Well if you really need to poo, like you’re on the bus and you’re trying really hard to hold it in but the pain is unbearable and you feel like you have a load so large that if you hold it in you’re doing some sort of damage to your prostate or whatever else is down there - well, in that instance, you might choose #2 because #1 isn’t going to solve your problem. Not saying this happened to me recently, not at all, no sir, no siree bob
Pee dries in a few minutes, depending on the relative humidity.
Have you done the appropriate tests in the field to make such a statement?