Teletubbies.
Giving or receiving end of unrequited love?
Done both before. Receiving turned mildly stalkerish on one occasion, but fortunately, the guy was lazy. I did have to pay for a blocking service on my phone, though (back in the landline days).
So I’ll say giving. It has never lasted very long, and since I never acted on it (object was always far away, unavailable, or too old), I didn’t get the pain of rejection.
Have a child who literally never grows up, or one who grows up to be a really despicable person.
You realize if you put those two together you just described Donald Trump?
I’ll go with a good kid.
All-You-Can-Eat or All-You-Can-Drink?
Eat. I just don’t drink that much, but I don’t mind a feast now and then.
Attend the 2017 World Series or Super Bowl?
World Series. I’m more into baseball than football.
Have a child by OJ Simpson who is destined to grow up to be the best athlete ever for eight years, or have a child by Charles Manson who is destined to grow up to be the best US President ever for eight years?
Gag. I guess I’ll go with Manson.
Text or phone call?
Text! Some people can go on and on and on. At least with texts I can inexplicably begin to ignore them.
Answer a distasteful, gaggy “Would you Rather” question, or wait until a better question comes up?
Guilty, wait for a better question ~~~Would you rather be tall or short?
Definitely tall, if only to carry more weight.
Get to meet Charles Manson or George W Bush?
Manson. Bush seems pretty dull.
Be able to finish a marathon or Finnegans Wake?
Finnegan’s Wake, which is now my mission.
Be micromanaged or have absolutely no one to bounce ideas off of?
I work best alone, as long as I have clear guidelines.
Teach American History or algebra?
American History is much more interesting.
Break your wrist or have a front tooth snap off?
Break my wrist.
Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?
My funeral. I hate weddings with a passion, and certainly have no intention of ever having one of my own.
Would you rather drive a motor home on Yungas Road or drive a motorcycle in Moscow during the winter?
I hear Moscow is lovely in the winter.
Live out your natural life or die tomorrow with the guarantee that you’ll be given complete understanding of of all the secrets and mysteries of the universe five minutes before you go?
Live out my natural life.
Have superstrength or superspeed?
Strength, I’m not in a rush for much~ ~ would you rather change the color of your skin…or change one element of your physique?
Snap fingers and beer gut disappears.
A cabin in the woods or a cottage by the sea?
Cottage by the sea. I love walking on the beach.
Be the world’s best archer or marksman?