Well, being very sexual , I’ll choose the A sexual(thinking I could be coaxed) ~~ ~
Do you choose to be tall (over 6 ft) or would you choose to be short (under 5 ft)
Tall.
Never have your favorite food again, or have nothing but your least favorite food for a week?
Never have my favorite food~
I’ll choose another favorite food, couldn’t eat sardines for a week ~
you may choose either flip flops or moccasins ~~~
I live in Florida, so flip-flops.
Home Depot or Lowe’s?
Seldom go and don’t really care, but Home Depot, I guess.
Steakhouses: Longhorn or Outback?
Outback,not familiar with Longhorn
Star in your own sitcom, great financial possibilities or accept $100,000.00
My own sitcom, The Further Adventures of Prof. Pepperwinkle. Be sure to buy the action figure and lunchbox.
Learn a new foreign language, or coach a children’s soccer team?
Both choices equally daunting in terms of their degree of imposition… guess I’ll flip a coin…looks like its soccer team
wake up one morning to find a prominent tattoo on your face that you had no interest in getting or become diabetic?
I guess I’ll become diabetic. A tattoo on my face would freak me out (also everyone at work.)
Would you rather watch Showboat with all the original racism intact, or The Fantasticks where they repeatedly use the word “rape” in the archaic sense of “kidnap”?
Fantasticks`~~rape does steal something
would you rather race boats or cars
Boats sounds like more fun.
Serve in WWII aboard a U.S. carrier or British battleship?
A U.S. Carrier, nicer to live on & the Carrier is protected by all other ships
would you rather join the Air Force or Army
Air Force. Cool warplanes and nicer living conditions.
Go to a Madonna or Usher concert?
Madonna. Definitely
Usher at Madonna or Beyounce’s wedding?
Madonna, like her music more
Go through an earthquake or a hurricane
Preferably earthquake.
Would you rather die or rape a homeless man who has syphilis, gonnorhea, and leprosy?
Good grief, people, we’re heading into some sick dark territory. Since I don’t commit crimes, I’m going to say die.
Now, to lighten things up:
You’re out for a nice dinner with your SO. Do you load up on a big sizzling steak or a pile of seafood, cooked to your heart’s desire?
Either would be fine, but right now I think I’d go for a steak.
All things being equal, and with an appropriate dish, red wine or white?
Red.
Trump is Dictator, and you burn the U.S. flag. Do you lose your citizenship or go to jail for one year?
Jail. I’ll be an American unto death.
Go back to 1920 and kill a young Hitler or Stalin?