I’ll try surfing. I won’t be any good at it, but hey, ocean.
It’s New Years Eve. Will you be curling up with the loved one of your choice, snuggled up at home, or out partying with your friends, ringing in each New Year across the time zones?
At home with my sweetie, just the way I like it.
Dumb and rich or smart and poor for 2017?
Option A sounds like a recipe for bliss.
Be constantly followed around by an annoying little guy who always says “Yeah” and repeats the last thing you say for the rest of your life or have to dress in a clown costume (sans makeup) the rest of your life?
Option A this time, too. I don’t like clowns much at all.
Go to the circus or go to a stock-car race?
stock car race
Oral Surgeon~~~ or~~~~ Periodontist?
Do you mean being one, or going to one? Hmm. In either case, I’ll say… periodontist.
Utah or Nevada?
I’d rather have religious nuts than gambling addicts.
Be a Mormon or a Jehovah’s Witness?
Most Mormons I’ve encountered have at least a little bit of a sense of humor about their religion. Not so JW’s.
Live in an old lighthouse near a village by the sea or a big ass house (think of South Fork on Dallas) many miles from civilization?
The lighthouse sounds nice. I love being by the ocean.
Holmes or Watson?
Watson. Holmes is a little too eccentric for my tastes.
Exercise before or after work?
Always before. Then you only need to take one shower per day (California drought…) and earlier is better for getting a good night’s rest.
Boeuf Bourguignon or Chicken Tikka Masala?
Boeuf Bourguignon
Would you rather go for a walk or a drive?
Drive.
Would you rather be sucked dry by Kate Beckinsale & spend the rest of eternity with her as a Vampire exploring the UK at Night?
Or be bitten by werewolf Julie Delpy and spending the rest of eternity meeting Interesting Parisians all day and then eating them all night (but with a nice sauce)?
I choose to be a blood drinker over being a people eater
You can either spend a month with the Monks in Tibet or a month in Europe working undercover with the Secret Service
Undercover sounds more interesting. You’d learn enough secrets to blackmail people for the rest of your life.
Be a surrogate mother for a standard gay male couple or a really fundamentalist whack job Christian straight married couple.
surrogate mother
would you rather be on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune
Jeopardy! I auditioned and qualified back in the Nineties but was never called to appear on the show.
Crosswords or Sudoku?
Crossword
the wet look or the dry look?
The dry look, although my hair flies all over the place in wind.
Would you rather be Hated by people you really once Admired
or Admired by people you really once Hated?
That’s a tough one. Both have their downsides, but… it’s better to be admired.
Hang out with the King Arthur of Camelot or Monty Python and the Holy Grail?