Water is the rational choice.
Spend a night in jail or a night fighting with your SO?
Fighting. At least, after we kiss and make up, I get to sleep in my own bed.
Wordsworth or Byron?
Byron.
Two weeks in Alaska or two weeks in Hawaii?
Hawaii.
One day in Heaven or one day in Hell…knowing that you would never be returning to either?
While it might be nice to make sure Hell is as bad as they say, spending one day in Heaven would be like Super Spa day, so I’ll take that. I will eat as much cake and ice cream as I want (since it is all calorie-free in Heaven.)
Spend one day in the dystopian future of 1984, or one day in the dystopian future of Brave New World?
The Brave New World society is more pleasant, as I remember it, so I’ll go with that.
Spend a week on the world or aboard the ship of your choice in Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Trek, as long as we spend a couple months at Deep Space Nine.
Work with Scotty or Geordi?
Geordi. I might get a chance to strangle Wesley Crusher.
Deanna Troi or Seven of Nine?
Counselor Troi please
would you rather an hour & a half massage or your favorite meal
Hmm. Never had a massage that long. I’ll try that.
Hang out with Sherlock Holmes c. 1895 or c. 2017?
Deep Space Nine Major Kira or Mirror Universe Intendant?
Maj. Kira. Something about a woman in uniform who’s not an amoral, tyrannical bitch.
Original Spock or bearded Mirror Spock?
c.1895~to be exact though 1881" A Study in Scarlet"`~with Watson ~
You are trading Homes with someone in another part of the World for the summer~~Europe or Asia?
Europe - the north of Italy or the south of France, if I had my druthers.
Original Spock or bearded Mirror Spock?
Mirror Spock. More fun rebuilding the Empire.
Hoshi or Kes?
Hoshi, although that’s a closer call.
TOS Uhura or ST reboot Uhura?
Nichelle Nichols
The ‘green babe’ on TOS or ST reboot ‘green babe’?
The original, although I wouldn’t kick the reboot gal outta bed.
Garfield or Grumpy Cat?
Definitely Garfield.
Snoopy or Santa’s Little Helper?
Snoopy. I prefer my snark quietly meditative.
You are sitting down to a feast. It would be rude not to eat a great deal of food. Would you prefer Italian, French or English cuisine?