snowboarding looks cooler
Be fluent in !Kungor Klingon?
Klingon. I’m a Trekker and it might come in handy now and then.
Laurel or Hardy?
Laurel.
Bozo or Clarabel?
I don’t like clowns generally, but I guess Bozo.
Oscar Madison or Quincy?
Quincy! He solved crimes.
Lou Grant in Mary Tyler Moore show or Lou Grant in Lou Grant?
Former. Was more funny, in his gruff way, played off of the other zany cast members as the Only Sane Man very well.
Frasier or Niles Crane?
Niles. Totally.
Lou Grant or Martin Crane?
Martin is more likely to offer some witticism
chili with beans or without?
Ain’t chili w/o beans. You can call it what you will, of course…
Automatic or manual transmission?
In general, manual. But with my health issues, automatic.
Abbot or Costello?
Straight man Abbot
Soft or firm mattress?
firm
four hours of drunken sleep or a night sober with no sleep at all?
The first. A little rest is better than none at all.
Millennium Falcon or Serenity?
Falcon ~give me those cannons and speed
For a day you can choose to be ~~Batman or Superman
I could accomplish so much more as Superman. And I wouldn’t even need an entire day.
Be an eyewitness to the Lincoln or Kennedy assassination?
Kennedy. Because if I was witnessing Lincoln’s assassination it’d mean I was living in 1865 …with all the unpleasantness that might entail.
free pizza for life or free tacos?
Mmmmm, pizza. Chicago-style, I hope.
Soup or salad?
(It’s lunchtime…)
Salad. Never been much of a soup fan, dislike burned lips and tongue…
Angelus or Angel?
Angel. He’s doing his best.
Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra?
Dean Martin.
Antoni Gaudí or Frank Lloyd Wright?