Go around the block. Why should I disrupt everyone else for my stupidity?
Money and time are no object. Do you fly to your across-the-pond vacation or cruise there?
Cruise. I like being on ships, and it’s bound to be more comfortable and restful.
Live another ten years in excellent health, or another twenty in so-so health?
10 years in great health, spent the last ten not so good
A family member passes, do you raise their children or wait for another family member to step up?
Raise their children. I want babies.
Would you rather your indoor temperature be 20 degrees F, or 90 degrees F?
one can always put on layers of clothing to diminish the effects of cold. No equivalent relief available for uncomfortable heat (unless someone invents an ice outfit?).
grilled steak or barbequed chicken?
I like both, but slightly prefer steak.
Baked potato or mashed potatoes?
Mashed potatoes. With gravy.
Denny’s or Domino’s?
It’s morning so I’m going with Denny’s. If I answered after noon I’d probably go with Domino’s
Sweet Tarts or Smarties?
Either… but I’ll say Sweet Tarts.
Joffrey Baratheon or Ramsay Bolton?
Ramsay can be a bit inconsiderate of others at times.
Live in a comfortable fully furnished house constructed with transparent materials in the middle of a typical residential subdivision, or dwell in perfect privacy in a yurt with no indoor plumbing, electricity or other modern conveniences that’s located on 10 rural acres?
I will choose the transparent house and put up lots and lots of curtains.
You can choose one super power: the ability to pop tires with your mind, or the ability to incapacitate cellphones with your mind.
What, no choice available for magically refilling ink in ball point pens? Fine, guess I’d go with incapacitating cellphones. An oblivious jerk was holding up the rest of the line at the post office when it was his turn to get his tax return stamped recently, and that burn is still fresh in my mind.
Own a one-acre island located one mile from shore and not connected by any roads, bridges, or utilities, or star in a dogfood commercial?
As the one who eats the dog food??? No thanks, I’d rather have my own private island. A generator & a boat will do me just fine.
Would you rather bungee jump or skydive?
Bungee jump. Lasts less time, and if something goes wrong, I probably don’t splat on the ground at terminal velocity. Regardless, I will probably need new pants.
You are at home when the doorbell rings and it is a guy from The Twilight Zone (or possibly The Outer Limits, hard to remember) and he gives you a wooden box. Inside the wooden box is a pushbutton. Twilight Zone Man tells you that if you push the button, two things will happen: a) you will immediately receive $20 million, and b) someone will die; someone that you don’t know.
Do you push the button or hide the box in a safe place so no one can find it?
Hide the box, Lots of money is nice, but c’mon, it ain’t worth killing anyone for it.
Be a pirate or a ninja?
Pirate for the clothing
Would you rather be a Quarter Horse or Arabian Horse?
Quarterhorse, but I, admittedly, know little about horses in general.
Have which of the following sports abilities as a professional athlete?
A. Score 20 points in every basketball game
B. Score a touchdown in every football game
C. Score a goal in every hockey game
D. Score a goal in every two soccer games
A. Because of all these I have the lowest probability of permanent injury in basketball.
Would you rather share a five minute, full contact tongue kiss with Steve Bannon or a coelacanth?
Too easy. The coelacanth.
Would you rather be a lion in the wild, or a domestic kitty?
Domestic kitty. Life’s a lot tougher for your average lion.
Adopt a lovable, well-trained old dog who’s only got three years to live, or a lively, extremely energetic puppy who just can’t be housebroken?